Entertainment & Music - 29 August 2006

I think that is crazy myself.

2006-08-29 19:45:49 · 9 answers · asked by gailisme 2 in Celebrities

i cant decide if this is so bad its funny or if its just bad. help me out!
'A man walks into a chip shop with a cod underhis arm and asks for a fish cake. The guy behind the counter asks why he wants a fishcake when he has a cod under his arm. The customer replies "Yes, but its his birthday!"

2006-08-29 19:45:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 19:44:54 · 37 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

If so who is your favorite and check this site out
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Green_Lantern_Power_Battery/

2006-08-29 19:44:27 · 15 answers · asked by greenlantern1999 3 in Comics & Animation

anger
happiness
content
indifferent
etc...

2006-08-29 19:43:47 · 18 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

It goes from A to Y and then back to A.

What??????

2006-08-29 19:43:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

there are 2 rooms. one room has three light switches. the other room has three light bulbs which correspond to the three switches.
you are trying to figure out which switch corresponds to which bulb.

Rules: you can only turn each switch on and off one
a switch dosnt have to be switched at all
the door between the two rooms is always shut when you - switch the flips.
you can go between the two rooms howevermany time - you want to.

Told you it was arder

2006-08-29 19:42:42 · 9 answers · asked by aschheim49 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the likes of Amelie, Under d Tuscan Sun, Great expectations, Tadpole....

2006-08-29 19:42:27 · 16 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Movies

his songs for the first time and I'm totally loving them- is this guy really popular and if so, do only gay guys like him? Is he gay himself?

2006-08-29 19:42:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

salman khan the most popular actor of bollywood the handsome man in our country we are very proud to have him in our country crazy about salman khan i have lot of questions to ask him

2006-08-29 19:39:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

can anyone tell me what you can do instead of taking drugs?
plz i need help!!!

2006-08-29 19:39:47 · 6 answers · asked by mzdunnoanyfin 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 19:39:38 · 18 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Other - Entertainment

With all the talent in the world, why are most featured artist on the airwaves and on MTV lack heart, soul and basic talent?
what happend to good old days when musical talent didn't depend on your looks?

2006-08-29 19:39:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

tomorrow is my first day back to school....should i wear skinny jeans (look more fashionable but dont accentuate my butt really), or just wear cute Paige jeans that make my butt look good?

SO basically the options are...

i can look urban and stylish in skinny jeans
OR
wear regular jeans that make my butt look good...?

hmmmmm
I need some help! THanK you!

2006-08-29 19:38:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

> Quickie #1
>
> One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
>very sexy nightie.
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
> So he tied her up and went fishing.
>
>
> Quickie #2
>
>
> A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran
>into the house.
> She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
> The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
>mountain stuff?"
> "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
>
>
> Quickie #3
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
>the other is a husband.
>
>
> Quickie #4
>
> A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
> First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
> The optician showed him a card with the letters:
> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
>
> Quickie #5
>
> Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I
>must tell you all
> something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
> "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
>chardonnay."
>
> Quickie #6
>
> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
>need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
>going to STICK!
> Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
>you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
>your mind?
> Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
>think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
>when I'm driving."
>
> Quickie #7
>
> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
> Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
> On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
> That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
> That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
> The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years

2006-08-29 19:38:18 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what does that mean exactly?

2006-08-29 19:38:02 · 13 answers · asked by chica™ 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-29 19:37:43 · 17 answers · asked by Orange 2 in Movies

2006-08-29 19:36:05 · 7 answers · asked by Smokey 3 in Music

Here is the riddle from yesterday:

How was Farmer Jack able to buy so much land?
A: Because the land was dirt cheap

Hehe. And here is today's riddle:

If you are really hungry, would you eat a cow or a shooting star? Please explain :)

Have fun!

2006-08-29 19:35:39 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 19:35:31 · 10 answers · asked by red_e4this 1 in Polls & Surveys

by a cop for speeding and gotten yourself out of a ticket? Please tell your story.

2006-08-29 19:34:39 · 11 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

I went to a local massage parlor. I paid 40 for a massage and another 40 dollars for a happy ending. I never got the massage. i only got the body shampoo and the happy ending. Do they normally skip the massage?

2006-08-29 19:34:16 · 6 answers · asked by rob 1 in Other - Entertainment

Ricky lost one of his legs and he became choosy?

Tell me how?

2006-08-29 19:33:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In part 3, Doc is sent back to 1885 after being struck by lightning & cannot return as the circuts are damaged caused by the lightning. He buries the Delorian in a cave for Marty to find in 1855 which Marty does find & has it fixed & returns to 1885 to save The Doc from his death. When he gets there the fuel tank is burst by an Indians arrow & he runs out of gas.

Isn't there another Delorian hidden in the mine where he could get more gas?

2006-08-29 19:33:06 · 5 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Movies

And I have two kids.... I'm extremely bummed.

2006-08-29 19:31:59 · 22 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

In the movie Hidalgo, how much did he win? I can't for the life of me remember.

2006-08-29 19:31:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I think she is Slimy and gross.....I hope she drops dead soon

2006-08-29 19:31:16 · 22 answers · asked by Buda B 3 in Polls & Surveys

my B.D. is coming up and i hardly get 2 watch new Hollywood movies....so i was wondering what r some good movies that r made in the last 2 yrs.....like narnia,pirates,
pride and prejudice,and so on...thanx 4 your help!

2006-08-29 19:30:55 · 8 answers · asked by onetreehunny 4 in Movies

2006-08-29 19:30:53 · 12 answers · asked by abella_03 1 in Other - Entertainment

my B.D. is coming up and i hardly get 2 watch new Hollywood movies....so i was wondering what r some good movies that r made in the last 2 yrs.....like narnia,pirates,pride&prejudice...and so on...thanx 4 your help!

2006-08-29 19:29:19 · 4 answers · asked by onetreehunny 4 in Movies