One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.
She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart!
She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"
He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to s-h-i-t yourself when hear the price!"
2006-08-29 20:33:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, ♥
2006-09-05 04:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-30 05:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, poor woman!! thats a killer of embarassment for someone ever saying that to another after hearing one fart!
2006-08-30 05:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats a good one... if the blonde hears the price i think she would **** herself... LoL
2006-09-05 07:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! LOL. Some salesman! LOL.
2006-08-31 06:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-30 03:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good one. LOL
2006-09-05 14:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg funny
2006-09-05 18:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by honeygyrl16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2006-08-30 04:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by speedy >>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA. I like this one.
2006-08-30 04:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by gsn_1987 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, sweet joke
2006-09-05 17:59:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋