A married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
The married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild and crazy at the sex, just like great desert camel."
Well, the wife's eyes lit up as her husband wasn't exactly the sex god he thought...far from it in fact. The husband felt he really didn't need them though, "How on earth can a pair of sandals turn somebody into a sex freak???"
The Indian man replied, "Please kind sir, just try dem on...."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many a year!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs. The Indian then began screaming,
"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
2006-08-29 20:28:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Bad bargain at the Bombay Bazaar, maybe? LOL.
2006-08-31 03:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.....and I bet the camels were lucky not to be around
That reminds me of a joke, speaking of camels...and I was:
French Foreign Legion...out in the dessert...miles from any town...and no women. One new recruit asked his Commander "Sir, what do we do about sex, when we get the urge?". The Commander just pointed to a nearby camel. A week goes by, then the new recruit has a real need for a woman, so he goes up to the camel...and pulls out his thing and has his way with the camel. The camel is screaming (however a camel screams), the Commander comes out and stops the recruit and says "no, no...we use the camel to take us to the nearby town....where the women are!".
2006-08-29 20:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hmm... Indian in trouble LOL man
2006-08-30 06:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Joke!!!LOL
2006-09-04 18:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
This is the first time I heard this one, nice job.
2006-09-04 18:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I've heard it but it's still priceless lol â¥
2006-08-30 02:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o..great.. exiting.. funny... laughable....good sense of humor.. well timed... with anticlimax... can i get just one? what would happen... any one can answer?t
2006-08-29 20:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by pali@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i laughed so much
2006-09-05 11:22:37 · answer #8 · answered by honeygyrl16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... should have explained better.. heh
2006-08-29 20:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly!
2006-09-05 09:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by mona 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋