My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and ratherArabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called aPrincess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B*^ch."
2006-08-29 20:23:41 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL...that is one of the best jokes that I have heard in a long time...a 10...no....you deserve 100 million points for that one.
2006-08-29 20:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the new Queen of Comedy.
2006-08-30 14:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by busterp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Arab women hide behind a veil and do not talk with men? I guess she thought he was a woman.
2006-08-30 03:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats pretty good
2006-08-30 20:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. . .that was the most funniest gay joke ever, lmao
2006-08-30 03:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! thats a good 1
2006-08-30 17:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Danny ★☮❤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow lol â¥
2006-08-30 09:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha TRAY UP B*TCH!!!hahaha i gotta use that!
2006-08-30 03:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this really happened? or is it a real joke?
funny nevertheless...
2006-08-30 03:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by kevin21boston 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mad Props!! That was good!!!
2006-08-30 03:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋