A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!? He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told. He gets dressed, goes out into the pouring rain, and he calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes!" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"OK. Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2006-08-29 20:23:17 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for the clean and funny joke. I get a lot of seniors at work and it's hard to find a good joke to tell them!
2006-08-29 20:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tammie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is good & by the way ... call 202-456-1414 for the answer !
what do you think of this?!
2006-08-31 17:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I've heard it several times but it gets funnier everytime I hear it lol â¥
2006-08-30 09:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE THAT ONE.... finally a funny joke without swearing or sex
2006-08-30 03:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Seamus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I actually LOL!!! I'm not just saying that.
2006-08-30 03:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by Vonnie Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. really really good one... one of my favorite jokes... never tired of reading it..
2006-08-30 05:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, a good one. LOL.
2006-08-31 10:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is cute
2006-08-30 14:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!
2006-08-30 12:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Fishlova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋