Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

Last night we tried to contact Telewest to connect our TV service. It was a free phone number so we didnt mind holding we were on hold for an hour and 15 minutes. The hold music was playing and there was a recording saying that all agents were busy and we would be attended to as soon as an agent became available. We eventually got sick of holding and called customer services only for them to say that they had had several complaints.

2006-08-24 22:08:03 · 15 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Other - Entertainment

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there are two canaries in a cage.....?

one male, one female. after many months, the male scoots over to the female's side of the cage and say's: 'since we're in this place together, why don't i move over to your side?'
the female canary replies: ' i don't think so.'
so the male goes back to his side, but soon moves back across and say's: 'i'm sorry i was so foward. why don't we get to know each other better first?'
to which she again replies: 'i don't think so.'
he languishes for a bit, then makes one final effort, asking: 'well, could we at least talk?'
this time she replies: 'i'm sorry i've been so offhand, but i've just learnt i have a canarial disease called chirpies and i hear it is untweetable.'

2006-08-24 22:06:59 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who (or what race) is the best alien you've seen in a movie?

E.T. - cause i grew up with that movie
Yoda- cause he knows alot for a muppet

2006-08-24 22:05:47 · 26 answers · asked by tizzac 2 in Movies

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To All Young People !!!!?

To all young people

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will
expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had
a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about
your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they
are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes
and
listening to you talk about how cool you
thought you were. So before you save the rain forest

2006-08-24 22:05:30 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is is truly impossible to form an independent opinion?

my brother and I were discussing the impact that reviews of music, films etc have on the individual. We discussed whether or not it is possible for the individual to formulate an independent opinion without the impact of what you have read having some bearing. What do others think?

2006-08-24 22:05:04 · 16 answers · asked by dazzla 1 in Music

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Why dose music select my mood?

When i listen to certain types of music it almost puts me in a mood like ill listen to ... smashing pumpkins and ill be in a really good mood than ill listen to Laura DiStasi and i get really depressed it probaly sounds crazy but i cant figure it out.. Can you?

2006-08-24 22:03:42 · 11 answers · asked by Danielle 3 in Music

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Tu Rte hydrophobic fished deg ETD etude G UAW triter wayfarer deferred wet?

2006-08-24 22:02:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Halloween !!!!?

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween

party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head

and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his

problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted

handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden

leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized

his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week

goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover

your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look

the part.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from

emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so

again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the

molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your

*** and go as a caramel apple.

2006-08-24 22:01:19 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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what scares u the most?

snakes or rats

2006-08-24 22:01:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who or how?

can make me a pic like this
http://www.polkschool.org/images/Andy-Warhol-A-Set-of-Six-Self-Portraits--1967-134623.jpg

2006-08-24 21:59:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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I don't think I was wrong, you be the judge...?

A conversation with my boyfriend as follows:

Him: You ready to get my name tattoo'd on your body?
Me: Nah-uh
Him: Say word? You won't? I want to get your name on my chest.
Me: I wouldnt want you to.
Him: Wow. (Silence)
Me: I dont know it just seems like everyone I know that got their mates name tattoo'd on them, broke up within a week thereafter. I think it's some kinda jinx.
Him: Wow, you just shot me down completely.
Me: Are you saying you were dead serious about this? You know damn well you wouldnt do something like that, lol.
Him: I'm dead serious, I'd do it because I love you that much, and even if we did god forbid fall apart, You'll always be with me forever, vice versa. I never asked anyone to do this before and you know I have 3 tatt's already. Wow. (More silence)
Me: I'm not against the concept baby, but like I said I felt it was a jinx. I didnt mean to shoot you down or anything. END OF CONVO.

This really bothered him. He really seemed hurt. Was I wrong??

2006-08-24 21:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by ڒαиìє's ɠσт α ɠυи 3 in Polls & Surveys

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More effective terrorist: McVeigh or al-Zarkarwi?

2006-08-24 21:59:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which one was Anil Kapoor best film?

2006-08-24 21:56:24 · 25 answers · asked by Bobby 2 in Movies

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Who wants to hear a mother-in law joke ?

The husband walks to his wife and with a serious look he says, Honey your mother just felled down the roof about two hours ago. What ? she says. Why didn't you tell me this before ? Well says the husband, It was so fuking funny that i could'nt stop laughing.

True story by the way.

2006-08-24 21:56:10 · 56 answers · asked by thefreakinchicken 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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anyone up for a challenge?

Here's what to do. I start the story with one sentence. The next person continues with another, then each respective person follows on from the previous sentence to create a totally bizarre story. I will then copy the entire story onto my blog page if anyone wants to read the final copy. Here goes.

The mysterious cloaked person entered the presumably empty warehouse to find that..................

2006-08-24 21:55:39 · 17 answers · asked by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 in Other - Entertainment

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a really sad story?

A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern stories. He goes to the hills of Kentucky and finds an old guy sitting on his porch. ''Do you have any stories you can share with me?'' The old guy says, ''Of course I do. One time old Bob's goat got loose, so we set up a search team to find it. We sat around and had a few beers and then went looking for it. We found it, then we all screwed it.''''Well I can't put a story like that in the paper. Do you have any others - maybe a happy story?'' asked the reporter. ''Sure do,'' said the man, ''One time old Bubba's cow got loose. We set up a search party to find it. Once again, we had a few beers, looked for the cow, then we screwed it when we found it.'' ''Well, I can't put that in the paper either. Do you have any sad stories?''
''Sure do. One time I got lost!

2006-08-24 21:55:04 · 20 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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do u like ur smile??

i like mine....its cute ... :)

2006-08-24 21:54:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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is anyone else bored?

2006-08-24 21:52:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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was there a time in your life where you just refuse to think?

me, yeah, today.

2006-08-24 21:51:44 · 13 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys