one male, one female. after many months, the male scoots over to the female's side of the cage and say's: 'since we're in this place together, why don't i move over to your side?'
the female canary replies: ' i don't think so.'
so the male goes back to his side, but soon moves back across and say's: 'i'm sorry i was so foward. why don't we get to know each other better first?'
to which she again replies: 'i don't think so.'
he languishes for a bit, then makes one final effort, asking: 'well, could we at least talk?'
this time she replies: 'i'm sorry i've been so offhand, but i've just learnt i have a canarial disease called chirpies and i hear it is untweetable.'
2006-08-24 22:06:59 · 21 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so had she been sleeping around?
Maybe he should move on to some other "birds". I know it will be hard but if he "plucks" up the courage and stops being so "yellow" he is bound to "suck seed".
sorry.
2006-08-24 22:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-24 23:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Poptartash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like it. It's funny to me. LOL
Have a great weekend.
2006-08-25 13:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't want to fool u . this is 1 bad joke
2006-08-25 01:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piitiful really pitiful but kind of funny. lol
2006-08-24 22:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
light hearted
2006-08-25 20:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont give up the day job
2006-08-24 22:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-24 22:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Betty's Boops n such 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad keep em coming.
2006-08-24 22:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrible
2006-08-24 22:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋