Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

2006-08-24 22:47:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I had a timemachine,
I would jump back to 01,
teleport to Bahamas,and warn Aaliyah,
don't take take that flight,
and remember me,
a diehard fan,
so we can meet again,
she wanted to know more information,
but I already pressed 06 on the keypad,
I went to my bed,
took a good rest,
turned on MTV,
and there she was,
but I had to show her the cause and effect,
how music was not the same when she left,
so I pressed 02,
came in a flash,
thank God the radio was not full of garbage,
she was in N.Y.C,
in V.I.P,
just got a award from her new movie,
security in the way,
I pressed the button,'freeze',
stop everything but her-you feel me,
she was suprised to see me,
now she telling me the plane she didn't take already crashed,
I said thats cool,
Babygirl-I knew that,
now I have to show you what really went down,
I took her to 06 where im from,
showed her how Dame and Jay,
aren't getting along,
how R.Kelly still acting a fool,
now his brother's not letting him off the hook,
showed her MySpace,
including mine,
people making profiles,
with your touch,
many people like me,
couldn't wait too see you,
how people online gave up,Babygirl,
showed her my raps,
'Hip-Hop is Dead',
how songs like that,
would cause a threat,
how rappers and singers dont want to dance no more,
how people copy you,
instead of bringing back your style,
how people now can't handle a fallen angel,
how people like me would kill over you,
how you you can't turn on the radio,
without hearing noone speaking from the heart,
how people like me called you a angel,
and you were and still 'One In A Million,
she could not take it anymore,
I understanded that,
something that you helped hold up,
now collapsed,
I could have showed her the funeral,
but I thought enough is enough,
went back to 02,
just to say goodbye,
before I dashed,
she asked for my name,
I said trust me,
we'll meet again,
then she left me with a kiss on a cheek.....
but then I woke up,
crying in my sleep,
Aaliyah I miss you,
if only i had a timemachine.

2006-08-24 22:46:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

They all can stick their bill up their backsides

2006-08-24 22:39:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 22:35:24 · 9 answers · asked by Jack D 1 in Music

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for
>example:

>1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
>but you can see right through them.
>
>2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
>right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
>pushed .
>
>3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
>to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
>5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>
>
>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>
>
>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>bottom.
>
>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
>5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>
>10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
>consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

2006-08-24 22:34:42 · 35 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me something exciting or funny that has happened to you.
I'm quite bored and looking for something funny to read..

2006-08-24 22:31:41 · 16 answers · asked by KatieJ34 1 in Other - Entertainment

Test of Psyche


A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met
this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy
was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to
be just that! She fell in love with him right there,
but never asked for his number and could not find him.


A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you answer)

2006-08-24 22:31:20 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 22:30:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

a family of trained puffins that drive vintage tractors over some olives, without breaking them?

2006-08-24 22:30:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 22:29:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 22:29:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Einstein was born March 14 but I can't stand math and I am one.

2006-08-24 22:29:38 · 15 answers · asked by Blah Blah Blah 4 in Horoscopes

saw three comes out october 27th.. im going to see it, are you? what do you think of the other saw movies?? what do you think this one will be like??

2006-08-24 22:29:32 · 12 answers · asked by Christina 2 in Movies

1 - British Rail makes curly sandwiches
2 - builders always show their bum cleavage
3 - the Lib Dems holds it's party conferences in phone boxes
4 - Tony Blair wants to put dogs into extermination camps in Iowa
5 - only creeps have car phones
6 - no one has ever tasted, or even heard of, curry in Sweden

2006-08-24 22:28:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 22:27:59 · 17 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 22:27:48 · 14 answers · asked by GrAcE 1 in Other - Entertainment

does anyone know when these are back on our tv if they are at all

2006-08-24 22:27:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-24 22:24:44 · 13 answers · asked by GrAcE 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 22:23:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm actually interested to buy complete Manga of it but they sy there are hidden charges when they deliver, how much do thet actually add for the additional charges?

2006-08-24 22:19:11 · 5 answers · asked by shaezhra 1 in Comics & Animation

I mean the real spiderman suit that wear in the story.

2006-08-24 22:18:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-24 22:18:17 · 9 answers · asked by FairGround 3 in Music

Things Stressed Women Say at Work

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you.
2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I LOOK like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You
choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
15. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
16. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
17. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
19. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
20. You look like crap. Is that the style now?
21. I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
22. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
23. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
24. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
25. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

2006-08-24 22:17:20 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i know there was a entire set from the 2003 movie that had all the charecters and i am lokking for any of the texas chainsaw movie collectible figures, i got only 2, the 7 inch leatherface from movie maniacs 7 and the 12 inch one, so if you know anywhere to buy please let me know, i am a huge fan and would appriciate any help , thank you,

2006-08-24 22:17:09 · 3 answers · asked by mn boy 2 in Movies

I know its not a life or death problem but I really need to know if they are going to be using rows AA-CC at the Toronto hummingbird theater for the So you think you can dance show ?

2006-08-24 22:15:23 · 6 answers · asked by Glen 3 in Other - Entertainment

An old gentleman walked into a jeweller's shop late one
Friday, with drop-dead gorgeous young blonde on his arm.
"I'm looking for a spectacular ring for this young lady,"
he said.
The jeweller looked through his stock and took out an
outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand. I want something very
unique and more expensive" the old man said.

At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock
from the safe.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $85,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled and the man said that he would
take it.

"Fine," the jeweller said. "And how will you be paying
for this, sir?"
"I'll pay by cheque but of course you will want to make
sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque today, and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."

Monday morning a very pissed-off jeweller phoned the
man. "You lied to me," he said, "there's no money in that account."
"I know>that." the old man said, "But can you imagine
what a fantastic weekend I had?"

2006-08-24 22:15:04 · 20 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Which song {only the audio} of his do you like the most?

2006-08-24 22:14:25 · 16 answers · asked by serene 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-24 22:14:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or recent books. Im not picky.

2006-08-24 22:14:10 · 2 answers · asked by talz_talz 3 in Other - Entertainment

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by
the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

2006-08-24 22:12:24 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles