An old gentleman walked into a jeweller's shop late one
Friday, with drop-dead gorgeous young blonde on his arm.
"I'm looking for a spectacular ring for this young lady,"
he said.
The jeweller looked through his stock and took out an
outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand. I want something very
unique and more expensive" the old man said.
At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock
from the safe.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $85,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled and the man said that he would
take it.
"Fine," the jeweller said. "And how will you be paying
for this, sir?"
"I'll pay by cheque but of course you will want to make
sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque today, and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
Monday morning a very pissed-off jeweller phoned the
man. "You lied to me," he said, "there's no money in that account."
"I know>that." the old man said, "But can you imagine
what a fantastic weekend I had?"
2006-08-24 22:15:04 · 20 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sangy u just crack me up. keep um coming.
2006-08-30 07:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh
good
old joke
but a 4 outta 10 i would say
2006-08-30 22:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by jaimeblondz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree that diamonds are man's bestfriend because it seems like women love diamonds. I personality do not like diamonds because of the history of them and I think they are over rated.
2006-08-25 05:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by KrazyK784 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Za Za Gabor once to say that she never hated any man enough to give back his diamonds.
2006-08-30 19:23:39 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
wisdom beats out beauty everytime
2006-08-28 23:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. I could front on simple broads with that one.
2006-08-29 00:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny
2006-08-25 06:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by aries:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke =)
2006-08-30 22:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke. Good, though.
2006-08-25 05:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly speaking and considering your story, they are his most usefull servant, friends are to the ladies
2006-08-25 05:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋