Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

quits while you're ahead or do you have to have the last word?

2006-08-24 20:56:59 · 25 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 20:56:12 · 12 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

is it just me..or should people just stop making movies..i mean..it seems like there running out of ideas and just are taking different movie scenes and making them into there own? ..or are trying to redo movies without anyone knowing, but are doing a horrible job at it because they all seem the same..

2006-08-24 20:55:21 · 13 answers · asked by Chelle 1 in Movies

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant
and said, "Me too, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

2006-08-24 20:53:18 · 14 answers · asked by Filo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 20:53:15 · 9 answers · asked by JC 1 in Movies

phone u have used till now .... u can tell a rough figure :)

2006-08-24 20:52:49 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know, I'm not the only person out there, who spends over $1,700 on Anime DVD's, are there any other Anime fanatics out there, who spend as much as me? if not more?

2006-08-24 20:50:16 · 14 answers · asked by Rex 2 in Comics & Animation

Do they know everything about you. Are they your best friend?

2006-08-24 20:49:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I defy you to say that I have >:~}

2006-08-24 20:48:37 · 9 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 20:45:13 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Texas Chili Cook-off

If you can read the whole story without tears of laugher running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you.

NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions of two judges (Native Texans). They said that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event:

CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI

Judge # 1: A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge #3 (Frank): Holy Mother of God! What is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy

CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

Judge # 1: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3: Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face

CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

Judge # 1: Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2: A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers

Judge # 3: Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before the flames that come from my ears ignite again. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

Judge # 1: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. blonde lady is starting to look HOT - just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. They told me chili is an aphrodisiac!

CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

Judge # 1: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.! It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

Judge # 1: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I **** myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. She must be braver than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore, and I really need to wipe my *** with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

Judge # 1: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2: Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like **** to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI #8: TOMMY'S TOE-NAIL CURLING CHILI

Judge # 1: The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2: This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. I wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili!

2006-08-24 20:45:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Warning--your telling everyone here. So look around.

2006-08-24 20:44:07 · 14 answers · asked by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 in Polls & Surveys

besides like ricky martin, shakira, enrique iglesias, marc anthony, reik, and monchy y alexandra and Juanes?? im looking for anthing good besides reggaeton (i got enough of that)?

2006-08-24 20:43:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I would like to use the song on my website, but I'm not sure if it is legal. It was his song, my vocals...no idea how to reach the producer

2006-08-24 20:42:35 · 3 answers · asked by sw 1 in Music

I used to sing a song in church with a friend of mine but now I can't think of the name of the song or who originally sang it...=/

I want to say the name is something like "He threw the clay away."

I know a cpl of the lyrics are "he ___and made me" and I know the word "mold" is used as well, but I can't remember anything else. I know its a slow song if that helps. Any kind of info would be greatly appreciative...=)

2006-08-24 20:42:31 · 2 answers · asked by mrs_grommet 2 in Music

I'm gotten like eight notifications in a row for the same question that I got "Best Answer" to two days ago. Harassment?

2006-08-24 20:40:37 · 24 answers · asked by NA 6 in Jokes & Riddles

a week ago i was woken up to the sound of my sh*tbag neighbor mowing his lawn at 5 am. the first time in 4 years that he did it on his own because he is a lazy sack of s*hit. now i want my revenge.

2006-08-24 20:40:33 · 10 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 20:40:28 · 4 answers · asked by joejoe 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 20:39:14 · 28 answers · asked by 6 kids 2 in Celebrities

best or creative answer gets 10 points. good luck!!

2006-08-24 20:37:46 · 26 answers · asked by jv637 5 in Other - Entertainment

I just have a quick question that I have been trying to avoid. My birthday is April 22, 1981, I was born at 12 p.m. in Los Angeles, Ca.
and my ex boyfriend that I still care for, but who I am trying to leave alone right now (infedelity problems on his part) was born on August 7, 1981 in Los angeles (I don't have a birth time for him, but he said he was born late at night)

I would like to know from an astrological viewpoint if we are really compatible anyway. We were together for 5 1/2 yrs and we just broke up around a month ago, but we still talk as friends and now he wants me back. I absolutely love his family and him, but I need something different, someone who will be faithful to me(he doesn't want a commitment). Anyways, any info is greatly appreciated. Thank you so so much. (I guess it wasn't really that quick, huh, sorry...)

2006-08-24 20:37:34 · 14 answers · asked by caramel_angelkiss 3 in Horoscopes

2006-08-24 20:36:54 · 29 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

best or creative answer gets 10 points. good luck!!

2006-08-24 20:35:55 · 10 answers · asked by jv637 5 in Other - Entertainment

Whatt do you want?

2006-08-24 20:35:39 · 7 answers · asked by ron 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which covers are better than the original song?

Now, only "Walking in Memphis" by Cher and "Miss American pie" come to mind.

2006-08-24 20:35:37 · 4 answers · asked by celia3018 3 in Music

i think this is the best song ever!!!!!!!!!......

2006-08-24 20:35:33 · 26 answers · asked by PAVBAJJI 2 in Music

Mine is the Jackie Gleason show

2006-08-24 20:34:05 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

And made plans for it when it happens.
Everyone knows my last wishes to be cremated and where to pour my ashes.
Even told my love not to marry my brother but to marry my cousin.
For until we die we all need a companion and not be alone.
To often death comes to one and no one is prepared.

2006-08-24 20:33:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

best or creative answer gets 10 points. good luck!!

2006-08-24 20:31:47 · 9 answers · asked by jv637 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 20:30:48 · 6 answers · asked by f 2 in Movies