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a week ago i was woken up to the sound of my sh*tbag neighbor mowing his lawn at 5 am. the first time in 4 years that he did it on his own because he is a lazy sack of s*hit. now i want my revenge.

2006-08-24 20:40:33 · 10 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

Mow your lawn at 4 AM and see how he likes it.

2006-08-24 20:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

only if you throw the rock at it. the best way to ruin a lawnmower is to just pick it up and throw it out into the street. My husband did that and "Sears" actually repaired it under warrenty, I told them the neighbor borrowed it and this is how I got it back. Didn't even pay labor. You could always mow your lawn @ 4 am or just leave it running in his driveway on idle or just let it run amuck in his back yard if it's self propelled.
Have fun. Oh, call and make an anonomys phone call to the cops that your neighbor keeps dope in the lawn mower gas tank, you've seen him put it in there @ 4 am while you were walking your dog. Oh there is so much you could do it's not even funny, better yet, sign him up for magazine subscriptions on the internet and check off, bill me. Maybe Lawn and Garden for starters, Better Homes & Garden......

2006-08-25 03:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by mscarlybobarlysmom 3 · 0 0

of course the rock would wreck the mower. be the bigger person by doing nothing in retaliation and keeping your own lawn looking nice. when his gets out of control because of his laziness make an anonymous call to the city or his landlord. sounds boring but it is better than an assault charge that a 7 pund rock could bring you.

2006-08-25 03:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Gina N 3 · 0 0

forget the rock, either toss some marijuana seeds onto his lawn and when they grow call the cops or toss pebbles on his lawn, or toss lots of dog poop that smells bad and he will mow it and spread it on his lawn.

2006-08-25 03:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go over and give him a hug.

2006-08-27 20:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by dongkingz816 1 · 0 0

Maybe

2006-08-25 07:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anry 7 · 0 0

Of course it would, what do you think?!! How do you know it weighs 7lbs. ? Who goes around weighing rocks?!!!!!!!

2006-08-25 03:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Yes it can.

2006-08-25 03:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

just talk to him. be assertive.

2006-08-25 04:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he

2006-08-25 03:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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