A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant
and said, "Me too, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
2006-08-24 20:53:18 · 14 answers · asked by Filo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh and btw... its goes without saying that i agree with the cowboy too... lol
2006-08-24 22:02:03 · update #1
me three if i had that choice
2006-08-24 21:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good. i agree with the cowboy too
2006-08-24 21:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by becca.6988 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny one.
2006-08-24 21:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by double_nubbins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah meeeeeeeeeeee 2!!!
2006-08-24 21:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by hi there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 16:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me too.
2006-08-24 20:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetlemonman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
i like it
2006-08-24 21:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by samara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah! funny
2006-08-24 21:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Luvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take both thank you!
2006-08-24 21:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-24 20:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋