Gender Game !!!?

Question

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for
>example:

>1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
>but you can see right through them.
>
>2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
>right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
>pushed .
>
>3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
>4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
>to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
>5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>
>
>6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
>7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
>
>
>8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>bottom.
>
>9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
>5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
>
>10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
>consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

Answer 1

good one. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ..lots of smiles!!!

Answer 2

Ziploc Bags are NOT Male. To me, those bags look like vaginas because they can be opened and closed, plus store liquids. Eh? Pretty ******** smart, huh?

Answer 3

SOOOO true, especially the remote control one♥

Answer 4

another oldie but a goodie ♥

Answer 5

gee,thanks for sharing with us!that was lovely.

Answer 6

What have we here? A feminist?

Answer 7

lmao that was so funny I cried. Do it again!!

Answer 8

LOL

nice one there

keep it up :)

Answer 9

lmfao

Answer 10

noob

Answer 11

got that right good going...