True or false?

Question

1 - British Rail makes curly sandwiches
2 - builders always show their bum cleavage
3 - the Lib Dems holds it's party conferences in phone boxes
4 - Tony Blair wants to put dogs into extermination camps in Iowa
5 - only creeps have car phones
6 - no one has ever tasted, or even heard of, curry in Sweden

Answer 1

1. False, British rail dont make sandwiches they are made by an outside company who buy special curly bread from an outside baker, i dont know if they use curly flour.

2. False, Builders like all sensetive souls only show there bum cleavage if they are proud of it, like a woman showing cleavage,

3. False, The lib dems used to hold there conferences in phone boxes but sadly recently they have had to use a smaller venue due to dwindling attendance figures,

4. False, the extermination camp for cats is in iowa, the one for dogs is in illinois.

5. True, not much else to say.

6. True, swedish curry is an urban myth and it has also been said recently that sweden is also a myth its acctually a film set located just outside milton keynes

hope this helps

Answer 2

1. True, British Rail makes curly sandwiches
2. False, not ALL builders show their bum cleavage
3. False, the Lib Dems don't hold their party conferences in phone boxes :-)
4. False, don't think so, would not be surprised if he did want to!
5. False, Many creeps have car phones, not all creeps :-)
6. My swedish friend who lives in Sweden has heard of curry, so, false!

Answer 3

All true exept #5. The true creepy idiots of the mobile phone world are those ponces who insist on walking around with Bluetooth ear-pieces on all day long - Like they're some sort of Terminator / Borg / Android / Hyper intelligent communication god!

You all look STUPID and girls laugh behind your back!! Remember when you thought it was cool to wear your phone on your belt?

Oh, and while I'm at it - stop bloody texting while your pushing a shopping trolley around the supermarket - Look where your bloody going! Anyway, you do NOT need to communicate all the time as you are NOT that important and NO-ONE cares what you think anyway.

Right...............finished now.

Answer 4

1 Yes, they roll them around cucumbers to make the shape
2 Again, yes you can buy special builders trousers to show off the bum cleavage
3 False, they now use a shoebox
4 Yes and his wife is first in
5 Almost true, creeps and ponces
6 False, Benny from Abba loves a Lamb Jalfrezi

Answer 5

1. True
2. True
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. True

Answer 6

1. True
2. True
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. True

Answer 7

1.If they did, it would arrive too late to eat
2. Yes, and don't you wish there were more sexy, good arsed, women builders
3.No phone box is that small
4. Yes, but only American dogs, or beter still, Americans who eat hot dogs
5. Especially the ones without 'hands free', for example, see 2
6. Which is surprising, because they fart like they eat curry every day.

Answer 8

My vote goes to Orfeo (above)! Poor Lib Dems...

Answer 9

1 no idea
2 T
3 T
4 T
5 definitely T
6 no idea

Answer 10

1. false
2.false
3.false
4.false
5.false
6.false