Things Stressed Women Say at Work
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you.
2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I LOOK like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You
choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
15. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
16. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
17. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
19. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
20. You look like crap. Is that the style now?
21. I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
22. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
23. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
24. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
25. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
2006-08-24 22:17:20 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg - That's hilarious. MInd if I copy/paste and send it to everyone I work with?
way too funny!!!!! thanks!
2006-08-24 22:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kare♥Bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHOA!!!
Can You Say, PMS....LMAO!!!
Yea, Us Women Are Moody!! LOL!!
Going to Send This One Out For Sure!!!
Thanx For First Laugh Of The Morning!!
2006-08-25 08:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, Ma'am. LOL.
Have a great weekend.
2006-08-25 19:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't understand those people that say they don't understand women.
2006-08-30 19:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear ya sister.
2006-09-01 00:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice â¥
2006-08-30 22:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny! "do i LOOK like a people person!" sounds like me
2006-08-30 14:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is cool
well i liked the 13,15,16,17,20,24
they were really good
2006-08-25 05:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Those are great =)
2006-08-30 22:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2006-08-25 05:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by DirtyDogz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋