If youre bored look at this question.?

Question

Tell me something exciting or funny that has happened to you.
I'm quite bored and looking for something funny to read..

Answer 1

This isn't a story these are things u could do, but some are funny:

answer ?'s on Yahoo!, ask more ?'s on Yahoo!, try and figure out how the makers how Yahoo! came up with the name Yahoo!, play games, watch TV, play a sport, go work out, run around in circles screaming gibberish, write a book, listen to music, hang out with friends, play music, learn an instrument, take a shower, take a crap or piss, take a bath, re-arange or room or another room in your house, clean something, look at yourself in the mirror, practice romance in the mirror, if you have a printer, put 100 sheets of paper in and press the button that makes the paper go through it over and over agian, google your name, google other peoples names, google everything else, try to visit every single web site out there, learn a new language, aquire a taste for free-form jazz, start your own band, search cars on eBay, learn to drive or take a drive(if old enough), vacumm something, jump on your bed, hit random stuff with pillows, jump on your couch, learn HTML code, search random things on wikopedia, do some self reflection, talk on the phone, play with your cell phone and go through all the customizable options, throw balls up in the air and catch them, open all the windows in your home then shut them then open them then close them then open them... type the same word over and over again on your computer, form your opinions on major political issues such as the war, abortion, and which car George Bush should drive tomarrow, take something "unbreakable" and break it, see how many times you can rib a piece of paper in two, break a world record, paint stuff, paint your room, do some home improvement, clean behind your toilet, flush your toilet 26 times then do a little dance, think about things that happened last week and laugh about it, watch commercials on TV and write down wat they were about and if you believe them or not, go to www.myspace.com/99325665 and add as a friend, if u dont have one, make a myspace, add codes and pictures to your myspace, add everyone on myspace to see if they add you, organize your plates, sit on your porch and stare at random people as they walk by, sit a room with a view of the street and take a flashlight and shine it on peoples cars as they drive by and see if they notice, make your foot fall asleep and then walk on it and see how funny it feels, turn your air conditioner on and off until you blow a circuit, umm.... you can come up with more... ill edit if i can think of any more.

Answer 2

once i prepared the breakfast for my guests around 15 persons.
I served eggs also. Breakfast was almost over, 2 eggs remained unattended, i asked whose eggs are that (in hindi: yeh kiske ande hain) and all the people laughed and those who didn't ate them were at the recieving end.

Is this funny??

Answer 3

I once had a kid with me and sent him up to anther guy employee and had the kid act like that was his long lost dad. The look on the guys face was priceless. He didn;t know what to say or what to do. Of course the kid was not his but, for a moment everbody else thought it was. LOL can you dig it?

Answer 4

A man was determined to continue his masters degree after his bachelors degree, just to find out that he couldn't pass the exams. For 2 years he struggled yet he failed. Later he went into asylum. His parents were in despair. Luckily within 6months he recovered. Again, he told his parents that his only determination in life was to finish his masters degree. Supposedly it was for a better standard of living.
His determination moved a lady who witnessed his recovery from insanity yet remained resolute in his dream. They became lovers. He even managed to convince her to also pursue her masters degree. After a while, she also followed his footsteps, and inevitably had to go into asylum.
The man was shattered into pieces knowing his girlfriend's condition. A month ago, he called me, "Madam (I was his teacher), I just burned my degree certificates (bachelor's), now i'm working in a company as a foreign representative in marketing division."
"Really? How could you?"
"If only i had realized that life matters more than degree certificates, i wouldn't have wasted so many years of life and of my parents'."
The girlfriend was recovered and they got married finally.

Morale: Is certificate that important?

Answer 5

Mary had a little skirt
It was split in half
Every time she bent over
The lads could see her calf.

Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front
She never wore that one...

Answer 6

Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!


lol I find that one funny.

Answer 7

Read this Chemistry , itz quite funny !!
SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple


POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart


OCCURANCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , CoLLeGe CoMpOuNDs
,CiNeMa HaLLs, PaRks and BusS stOps!


METHOD OF PREPERATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction
resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart
beat!
b) : by the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a
Boy and a Girl!


CATALYST USED : Friends,Cousins,Movies,Restaurants and a highly active
imagination!


REDUCING AGENTS : Parents,Teachers,Neighbours and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature
b) : COLOUR : Varing shades of Pink
c) : ODOUR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY


USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLEDOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND
c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY


INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL
REMAINS UNDEFINED

Answer 8

Iam also so bored to sitting in the office and no interest to work and also not interesting to chit chat with others findd to alseep. I am seeing my collegues beatufuly body and analysing her dating with her hubby or others.

What are you doing ?

are you sleeping?

go to my IM for chating.

Answer 9

just now, my colleague did something but which i laughed a lot....read if you like, laugh at it.
we, in out office has an attende r, who is not much educated. he called him and shown the yahoo messenger and explained him, what happens , how to talk to others.
as an example he started chatting with his friend.(girl) he asked her "aur kya ho raha hei batao" and wanted to show our attender how she will give reply. then she replied...." kaam motu"....
and we all saw it and laughed for a long while... he annoyed for a while..
is n't it funny...........
we enjoyed just now.

Answer 10

well i have a friend who lives in a diff time zone than me and he was in school around 3 or 4pm MY time yesterday. so my friend joshlyn and i called his cell phone and were screaming at him and laughing hysterically and everytime he said something we'd mimick him and yell "bahh!" and he had no idea who it was. he kept saying i'm in school don't call and i talked to him last night and he wa slike "i thought u were some spanish b*tch who had the wrong number! i was in chemistry and i had to go under the desk to answer and my friends were staring at me and blah blah blah" LMAO! i guess you had to be there...yeah so, i'm bored too..obviously...