A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by
the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-08-24 22:12:24 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! i haven't laugh in any jokes this hard!!!
2006-08-30 23:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. JSV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dicky, eh?
Try this:-
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
2006-08-31 05:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's soooo funny
2006-08-29 17:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-24 22:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by DirtyDogz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive head it before
i just love the d'amn joke
♥
2006-08-31 08:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by jaimeblondz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and again an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-08-30 15:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before
2006-08-31 03:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i just spit my pop out of my mouth♥
2006-08-31 10:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
nice one
can u tell one more
really its funny
2006-08-24 22:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol tooo funny
2006-08-31 04:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by steffie2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋