A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern stories. He goes to the hills of Kentucky and finds an old guy sitting on his porch. ''Do you have any stories you can share with me?'' The old guy says, ''Of course I do. One time old Bob's goat got loose, so we set up a search team to find it. We sat around and had a few beers and then went looking for it. We found it, then we all screwed it.''''Well I can't put a story like that in the paper. Do you have any others - maybe a happy story?'' asked the reporter. ''Sure do,'' said the man, ''One time old Bubba's cow got loose. We set up a search party to find it. Once again, we had a few beers, looked for the cow, then we screwed it when we found it.'' ''Well, I can't put that in the paper either. Do you have any sad stories?''
''Sure do. One time I got lost!
2006-08-24 21:55:04 · 20 answers · asked by scousey1505 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, not sure if it's a genuine question, but funny anyway!
Sounds like the people where I live.
2006-08-24 21:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-08-25 05:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deliverance!
2006-08-25 04:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am now going to steel that joke and claim it as my own
Thank you so much
It is a really good joke
2006-08-25 05:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe hahah once Mr.Mushraf got lost.
2006-08-25 05:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy, but thats real funny tho
2006-08-25 05:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by alexio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I'm still laughing my butt off.
2006-08-29 00:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Really enjoyed that one.
2006-08-25 07:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning dum dum
2006-08-25 06:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't wait to share that one.
thanks
2006-08-25 05:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by molawby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋