Can you come up with a funny, sexual haiku?

Question

You remember what a haiku is, right?
Come up with the funniest/raunchiest one for the 10 points!

Answer 1

9 haiku to sexual misfunctions

1)
Long lithe tennis pro’s
Co ck exits my pus ssy and
Leaves condom behind.

2)
Imagining the
lush lips of Angelina
Jolie, I’m not wet.

3)
My tongue sweeps, tasting
Your dusky, dark nether plum.
Ok, ick! What’s that?

4)
Your turgid co ck
Burrows deep in my throat, so
Deep. So fast. I puke.

5)
Soft as summer rain,
Tender as an unopened
bud, this flaccid co ck.

6)
This surly bead in
Oil will not respond to hand
Or mouth. Naughty clit.

7)
Oh! Crap! All careful
Preparations matter not:
Anal se x gone wrong.

8)
Bound by desire and
Hemp, I am turned over and
The buttplug squirts out.

9)
Rabid dogs fuc king
Have far less passion than us
Until dread quaffle.

Answer 2

Sexual Haiku

Answer 3

that pic. made me realize that water can be fun when we swim together. the poem is a funny one. i'm like regwah. don't know what a Haiku is. Anyway, the picture tells me those animals fight to be alive.

Answer 4

Wholesome or handful,
yet there is room for one more,
a cent for your thought.

Answer 5

Filthy trifecta,
Syphilis, crabs, and herpes,
Spin the roulette wheel?

Answer 6

haiku is japani language, but i am not japani nor i know japani language, so sorry, anyway thanks for the points .