A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween
party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his
problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden
leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week
goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look
the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so
again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your
*** and go as a caramel apple.
2006-08-24 22:01:19 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A real belly buster...just emailed to 4 people who I know would love it. I can hear them laughing now. Thanks.
2006-08-30 18:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a costumer that has always been one of my favorites. A few years back I would quiet annoying customers by suggesting they stick a toilet plunger up their h o l e and go as a Haitian Immigrant. Peace.
2006-08-24 22:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fiona the Human, blended with Ciel Phantomhive, i'm gonna have Ciel's hair and eypatch, with the garments of Fiona. i comprehend it sounds stupid, yet i need to be both Ciel and Fiona, so im basically blending it up. Plus, I did order a Ciel dress, it really is no longer gonna deliver till next week. (and it really is coming from Hong Kong)
2016-11-27 20:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've dated a bald man before, young or old, they are still cute! tsk-tsk
2006-08-24 23:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-30 15:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by TOAD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-24 22:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good one♥
2006-08-31 10:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-08-30 17:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-08-28 16:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick or treat :)
2006-08-31 15:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by gogirl0283 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋