To all young people
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will
expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had
a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about
your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they
are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes
and
listening to you talk about how cool you
thought you were. So before you save the rain forest
2006-08-24 22:05:30 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when the going gets tuff , tuff gets going ... :)
2006-08-24 22:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by shady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades, they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
2006-08-24 22:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by foniboki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot Rule 8: You Lose.
2006-08-24 22:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rule 9: pass you time in school and then pass you time at yahoo qa, enjoy your time with sex-dex around your, pass the road to get down under the bus.
hahha
2006-08-24 22:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tru we hav to adjust n njoy life in all circumstances
2006-08-24 22:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by blossom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rule whatever number it is: Your parents don't understand you, just like their parents didn't understand them. (Problem is, they understand too well.)
2006-08-29 15:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by bradsgranny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happened to no,8,9. and 10
2006-08-24 22:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok I guess....................
But, that's not a question. Anyways, thnx for the 2.
2006-08-24 22:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They won't listen!
2006-08-29 08:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are all very true!
2006-08-30 15:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋