its a joke no offense to anyone
> A married Irishman went into the confessional and
> said to his priest, "I
> almost had an affair with another woman."
> The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
> The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and
> rubbed together, but
> then I stopped."
> The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as
> putting it in.
> You're not to see that woman again. For your
> penance, say five Hail
> Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
> The Irishman left the confessional, said his
> prayers, and then walked
> over to the poor box.
> He paused for a moment and then started to leave...
> The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to
> him saying, "I saw
> that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
> The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
> the box, and
> according to you, that's the same as putting it in."
2006-08-18
17:36:49
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