Entertainment & Music - 18 August 2006

2006-08-18 18:22:09 · 24 answers · asked by By Your Command 6 in Television

The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tune. The woman ****** her ear: "Quick, it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.

"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she replied with a knowing smile.

"Great" he said "I'll just nip into the bathroom and will be with you in two shakes."

Before she could stop him he was into the bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hands in mid-air.

"Who the devil are you?" the husband demanded.

"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths." the lover replied.

"But ... but you've got no clothes on!" stammered the husband.

The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said, "The little bastards!"

2006-08-18 18:21:35 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the man was complaining about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he demanded.

"You rich people are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my!", exclaimed the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!!"

2006-08-18 18:21:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I passed 10,000 points and I got nothing.
It said , and I quote "Be the first to find out!"

Its like being F*cked without a kiss as they say.
No , nothing, nada, zip,niecht,nine, capootas,free air....
AND DONT TELL ME NOTHING.

2006-08-18 18:21:14 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need stuff 4 when he is asleep like bed wetting, scary,ect

2006-08-18 18:21:02 · 7 answers · asked by cutiek 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-18 18:19:23 · 6 answers · asked by Vee 5 in Music

The guy is handsome, going "Mean Nyeo (girl) likes Sokryu (a cranberry fruit)."

I'm not mean. I just like Sokryu, when affordable.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AogTfqzRwb4E0i6l65YBKOrzy6IX?qid=20060818212553AAogBfB

2006-08-18 18:19:12 · 10 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

I do!

2006-08-18 18:18:31 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My father was talking to me about how when he was a kid, on the school bus, 12 year old girls used to sing popular songs in 3 part harmony!

Back then pop music consisted of great bands like The Beatles and Simon and Garfunkel, who harmonized beautifully.

What happened to the vocal harmony? Why don't you hear them in popular music anymore?

And why, if you sing a note, can you not find a single kid in the country who could sing a third above you.

2006-08-18 18:18:25 · 9 answers · asked by TheIndianaZephyr 2 in Music

2006-08-18 18:18:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a co-worker of mine does - that makes me feel very old!!

2006-08-18 18:17:58 · 14 answers · asked by leo 4 in Music

2006-08-18 18:17:21 · 15 answers · asked by Hairy Lime 3 in Television

1--how was the baby deformed
2--what sex was it? (male female...)

2006-08-18 18:17:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

just..why?...lol

2006-08-18 18:17:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Watch this. Its really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxI-hvPRRA

2006-08-18 18:16:57 · 27 answers · asked by i ♥ applesauce™ 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-18 18:16:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 18:16:27 · 12 answers · asked by ltlhodge 1 in Television

why did tom cruise call off the wedding??

2006-08-18 18:16:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've heard 'kuh-leese' (for years now) and 'kee-less' (on the radio recently). Some one help!

2006-08-18 18:16:03 · 9 answers · asked by se_coupe 1 in Music

I don't understand the point of it sometimes. If I'm at home, I don't care about the traffic, and if I'm in the car, I can't watch TV...so...??

I understand traffic on the radio. That makes sense.

2006-08-18 18:15:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-18 18:12:55 · 27 answers · asked by jbean 1 in Television

Name the Artists and Titles of these classics.

1. "...gone to young girls everyone..."
2. "...Rest assured this troubador is acting.."
3. "...warm and gentle body, close to..."
4. "...why do we always fight when..."
5. "...he got crazy once, and he tried..."

2006-08-18 18:11:56 · 11 answers · asked by r0cky74 4 in Music

2006-08-18 18:11:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-18 18:11:28 · 17 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Movies

Chris Brown

2006-08-18 18:11:06 · 6 answers · asked by ashley_gdfry 1 in Music

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Naruto_Rocks ...You can talk about anime and manga and stuff like that...

2006-08-18 18:10:45 · 10 answers · asked by ScarredforLife~â?¥ Byakuya Clan Bright Night (jonin) 2 in Comics & Animation

i dont know what your trembling at-im the one shes going to eat

2006-08-18 18:10:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What made it awe-inspiring?

2006-08-18 18:10:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's next, Spiders on a Train?

2006-08-18 18:10:04 · 8 answers · asked by Jon 1 in Movies

Something to show a group of 20-30-somethings on Halloween, that's spooky but not cheesy?

2006-08-18 18:09:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies