A man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the man was complaining about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he demanded.
"You rich people are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my!", exclaimed the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex???!!!!"
2006-08-18
18:21:32
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