The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own tune. The woman ****** her ear: "Quick, it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom" she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you." she replied with a knowing smile.
"Great" he said "I'll just nip into the bathroom and will be with you in two shakes."
Before she could stop him he was into the bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hands in mid-air.
"Who the devil are you?" the husband demanded.
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths." the lover replied.
"But ... but you've got no clothes on!" stammered the husband.
The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said, "The little bastards!"
2006-08-18 18:21:35 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol wow that was funny. I didn't really see that ending coming, I mean I figured the husband would go into the bathroom but not the way it happened
2006-08-18 18:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who were the lovers?
2006-08-18 18:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I get it, the moths ate his clothes... Yeah, that's, that's funny right there. That's alright.
2006-08-18 18:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by brave_ulysses@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not too bad. The ending could have been better.
2006-08-18 18:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too much details in the first section but its funny
2006-08-18 19:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really great n surprise ending
2006-08-18 18:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!Wahahaha!Muahahaha!
So funny!:D
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2006-08-18 18:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nickname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha as usual your jokes are a treat ....tx for the giggle
2006-08-18 18:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny swettie pie u have a great sense of humour
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2006-08-18 18:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by MARK C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-18 20:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋