the same as putting it in???

Question

its a joke no offense to anyone


> A married Irishman went into the confessional and
> said to his priest, "I
> almost had an affair with another woman."
> The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
> The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and
> rubbed together, but
> then I stopped."
> The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as
> putting it in.
> You're not to see that woman again. For your
> penance, say five Hail
> Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
> The Irishman left the confessional, said his
> prayers, and then walked
> over to the poor box.
> He paused for a moment and then started to leave...
> The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to
> him saying, "I saw
> that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
> The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
> the box, and
> according to you, that's the same as putting it in."

Answer 1

Ha ha I love it!!!!! Great one ! I wonder if my priest would appreciate it .................... Well probably not.

Answer 2

ha ha. funny.
but why irishman?
whay not make it an italian. that is funnier.
( I am irish)

Answer 3

That`s A GOOD One! I will have to remember it!!

Answer 4

LMAO haha priceless ♥

Answer 5

Good one.

Take the $50 and invest in either Wurlitzer(they make organs and pianos etc) or Xerox(they make- well unless dead you know what they make).\

They're merging and word has it that they'll be selling-

Reproductive organs!

Sorry. 10 points please?

Answer 6

LOL ...good one thanx for the laugh

Answer 7

Good one!

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

good one saved that to file:-)

Answer 10

lol.....that was allright. i give it a 7.