The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
> Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
> Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
>
> Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>
> "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
>
> Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
> together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
>
> "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>legs".
>
> The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
>
> "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>
> Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
> the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
> was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down,
>we'd have lost her."
>
> The Nun fainted.
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2006-08-17
22:30:52
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