Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

2006-08-17 21:45:01 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when
the
little girl suddenly winked and asked:
> "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
> The little boy replied..."You're so old fashioned"... "spit out your
gum,
I want to play President."

2006-08-17 21:44:45 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Last summer I was in Slovenia and dined out with friends. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but when they ordered horse meat as the main course I balked.

2006-08-17 21:43:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why hasnt Seinfeld come to Nick and Night? Is it too soon? Rossane is there. Fresh Prince is too. so why hasnt Nick bought some episodes.

2006-08-17 21:40:44 · 3 answers · asked by dsfsdg d 1 in Television

Carrot Top? Connie Chung? Who?

2006-08-17 21:40:29 · 13 answers · asked by paddy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Prostitution?
Organised crime?
Human trafficing?

2006-08-17 21:40:13 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-17 21:39:52 · 15 answers · asked by cute-t 2 in Television

2006-08-17 21:37:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mine is good ole Nacho Cheese.

2006-08-17 21:36:50 · 18 answers · asked by Betty Sue 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking 1 or 2 days!!!!

2006-08-17 21:36:28 · 15 answers · asked by in LOVE with... 2 in Polls & Surveys

"I'm tired of these mf'n______on this mf'n_____"

2006-08-17 21:36:25 · 10 answers · asked by paddy 3 in Movies

I went to the Disney Store yesterday to buy it and they said it was in the "vault".

2006-08-17 21:36:23 · 1 answers · asked by jai74lin 3 in Movies

2006-08-17 21:36:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 21:35:48 · 19 answers · asked by cute-t 2 in Television

Ashwarya Rai a top actress in India and beautifulllll girl in the world every men wants to marry her but who is the lucky men ashwarya want to make the life partner, i m so eager to know.

2006-08-17 21:35:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

If anyone gets this right(first comes first serve) gets the point.

Who is the leader of the Akatsuki?

2006-08-17 21:35:08 · 5 answers · asked by Crazychick 3 in Comics & Animation

Imagine that I'm Hannah.

What do you have to say to me? and WHAT do you want to say to the world? (As long as it's not offensive).

2006-08-17 21:34:38 · 18 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 21:28:46 · 11 answers · asked by ankita 1 in Celebrities

When I was on holidays in Fuerteventura last month, there were 3 songs I kept hearing but cant find anywhere!

1. Its a really upbeat song, very Black Eyed Peas, it was sung in a French and English mix, and the chorus goes like this: Dont rock baby, dont soul baby (something something) No-one like you, bad boys to sing to me... Dont Call Baby, Dont Care Baby!

2. Again, this was in an English and someother language mix: Oh na na na na na na na ne eh, Been a while, maybe you remember, we said we be together, everyday, of our lives, now its fading away!

3. This song I've seen on MTV Base UK/Irl. Its like its a pop idol song, but its not. Its for Hurrican Katrina, and there is a really hot guy singing with others on a street side. Cant remember any of the words.

Any help would really be appreciated. Thanks

2006-08-17 21:28:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'll go to the cemetery

2006-08-17 21:26:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was an older horror film, and I was born in 1975. I can't remember how old I was when I first saw it. Maybe early teens. Anyway, it was about a group of satanic people in the woods, and they worshipped the idol of the devil. They would kill people and rub blood all over the devils lips. That is all I can remember of it. Gives me the willies just typing it. I often wonder if I just dreamed it when I was young, but I don't think so. Any help would be appreciated.

2006-08-17 21:24:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

That one is a korean show! i'm just thinking what is the title of that SOUNDTRACK... HELP ME!pls...

2006-08-17 21:24:29 · 2 answers · asked by ashy 1 in Television

In Saudi Arabia public executions are beheadings - really bloody and gory! Sorry, if I ruined your dinner!

2006-08-17 21:24:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or just chuck it ?

2006-08-17 21:23:15 · 9 answers · asked by Dr. Mojo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 21:20:36 · 2 answers · asked by Denise W 1 in Other - Entertainment

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

2006-08-17 21:20:35 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 21:19:07 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-17 21:18:39 · 10 answers · asked by martin e 1 in Music

Are Malays/Indonesians pretty?

2006-08-17 21:18:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 21:18:15 · 2 answers · asked by ryndrkn 1 in Other - Entertainment