Just a little joke ♥?

Question

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Answer 1

Thank you - good one.
Here's one for you.

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really

bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took

it to the repair shop.



The shop owner saw that she was a blonde,

so he decided to have some fun.

He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really

hard, and all the dents would pop out.



So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and

started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened.

She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,

"What are you doing?"



The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to

blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said...

"HELLLLOWW ...

You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."

Answer 2

Cute

Answer 3

Funny mam

Answer 4

hahahahaha i like the decoy shud try tht nx time i go the bar ;)

Answer 5

LOL. I've heard this before, and I do find it funny.

Have a good morning.

Answer 6

haha, dump cops

Answer 7

an old good one :)

Answer 8

aha.funny

Answer 9

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that was really funny! hahaha!

Answer 10

wow! very cool... if I gonna rate that ill rate it as perfect ^^

(can you read mine.. just for fun... patience is included here ^^)

PLEASE PASS THIS TO OTHER PERSON SO THE CHAIN WILL NOT BE BROKEN>> JUST FOR FUN
Many years ago, a fisherman and his wife had twin sons, but they didn't know what to name them. The husband said, "Let's just wait. If we wait long enough, the names will simply occur to us." After several weeks, they noticed something peculiar about the children. When left alone, one boy would face the sea, and the other would face inland.

"Let's call the boys Toward and Away," suggested the fisherman, and his wife agreed.

Years passed, and one day the fisherman told his adult sons, "It's time that you learned how to make a living from the sea." The fisherman and his sons provisioned their ship and set sail for a three-month voyage. At the voyage's end, the fisherman returned alone.

"What happened?" his wife cried.

"We were barely one day out to sea," the fisherman explained solemnly, "when Toward hooked a great fish. Toward fought long and hard, but the fish was great and strong. For whole week they wrestled upon the waves, yet eventually the great fish started to win the battle, and Toward was pulled over the side. He was swallowed whole, and we never saw either of them again."

"Oh dear!" the wife cried. "What a huge fish that must have been! What a terrible fish! What a horrible fish!"

"Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away."




second joke-


ohhh I see a mixture of a orange,yellow and dark...
This joke may change the color of your mood.. ^^

(please pass atleast 5 person so the chain will not be broken.. just for fun)

One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen

One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen


One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen


One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen


One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen



One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen


One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen



One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen



One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen


One day a mother hen lay two eggs. The first to go out is the chick named Please repeat. And the Second Please report.. Who is the first who go out??

hmmm.. I know your answer/ what?? what did you say?? PLEASE REPEAT ok ill repeat it... But with the other hen










third joke-


Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency,we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon.

"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed.

The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom."

"How so?"

"See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."


"Okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?"

"Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."










4rth joke-

Indian Mating Season

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Woo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),





NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN



(MY REASON IS BECAUSE IM MAKING A JOKE FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY AND YOU TO LAUGH AT ^^ if you didnt get what im saying ill repeat it ^^)