A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when
the
little girl suddenly winked and asked:
> "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
> The little boy replied..."You're so old fashioned"... "spit out your
gum,
I want to play President."
2006-08-17 21:44:45 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooohh! LOL.
2006-08-17 23:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one:
There was once a man from china,
He wasn't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock,
And cut off his cock,
And walked away with a vagina!
This isn't meant to insult people from china or bad climbers, it just makes it rhyme.
2006-08-23 23:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by miss simple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha u naughty
2006-08-18 04:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-23 17:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-08-24 03:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2006-08-18 04:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by sssoulchild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty lol â¥
2006-08-18 06:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE CLINTON EFFECT
A BRAND NEW PHENOMENA
2006-08-23 08:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle, giggle, giggle, thats pretty good.
2006-08-23 19:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by sittin tight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you monica?if yes then i will be william
2006-08-23 00:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋