Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

As you slide down the banister of life, remember .
> >
> > 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
>It's called
> > "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
> >
> > 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
> >
> > 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects
>you to
> > kiss his ring.
> >
> > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
> >
> > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
> > bathroom.
> >
> > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the
>drink
> > spilled, and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
> >
> > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
>there's
>
> > shipping and handling, too.
> >
> > 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
>impression
> > that he just cleaned the whole house.
> >
> > 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
>large trash
> > can.
> >
> > 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
>off. I
> > was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
> >
> > 11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for
>Viagra.
> > He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
> >
> > 12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was
>and found
> > him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be
>treated,
> > and he didn't have to worry
>about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making
> > a list of the people I want to bite."
> >
> > 13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> >
> > 14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point
>the
> > wrong way.
> >
> > REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
>
>
>

2006-08-17 23:34:47 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the first name of the comic actor (Last name "Fields")

2006-08-17 23:34:45 · 6 answers · asked by Vernon E 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am a Johansson fan all the way!

2006-08-17 23:34:30 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-17 23:32:08 · 11 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not into r&b but it goes something like this,,,
"it's all in my head" something something....
Also, any good songs of this nature you can enlighten me with.
(oh a guy sings this song)

2006-08-17 23:30:54 · 3 answers · asked by Corey 4 in Music

You have to do one of the above to one of the 3 women below, and only one can be done to each... no exceptions and you must state reasons.

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Kate Moss

2006-08-17 23:30:16 · 18 answers · asked by billy 5 in Other - Entertainment

Its like masti4india or raaga or papuyaar or okesite.com from where we can get free Hindi Mp3 songs.

2006-08-17 23:28:08 · 3 answers · asked by sandeepgentleman 1 in Music

do you love spiderman? if so why? if not why not?


hey... who knows where spiderman lives in new york???

2006-08-17 23:27:58 · 18 answers · asked by Spidergurl 4 in Comics & Animation

???

2006-08-17 23:26:15 · 13 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Cinderella I choose...

2006-08-17 23:26:03 · 19 answers · asked by Sinderella 2 in Other - Entertainment

...and do you like them?

2006-08-17 23:24:48 · 5 answers · asked by (ira) 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-17 23:24:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-17 23:23:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What will his or her name be to all you Super Sentai Junkies?

2006-08-17 23:22:56 · 2 answers · asked by Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in Television

A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a
beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for
my girlfriend" he said. The jeweler looks through his stock, and
takes out an outstanding ring priced at £4500.

"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", he
said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from
the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at £33000." The girls' eyes sparkled,
and the young man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?", asked the jeweler.

"I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure
that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone
the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".

Monday morning a very irate jeweler phones the man. "You lied there's
no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"

2006-08-17 23:22:34 · 13 answers · asked by Nisha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

we done know about these two

2006-08-17 23:22:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:19:48 · 1 answers · asked by spiritwolf 1 in Movies

Sir, i bear a rythme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucides
All my own striving can relate
Can you decipher me??

2006-08-17 23:18:35 · 5 answers · asked by tonybpebbles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 23:18:08 · 4 answers · asked by LISA-MARIE 2 in Other - Entertainment

i get a sharp teeth like a vampire.....do they have a sharpener for their fangs?

2006-08-17 23:17:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which do you prefer?

On you or your partner?

2006-08-17 23:15:57 · 48 answers · asked by bobbi b 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:15:52 · 8 answers · asked by jay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

a shower in a day ?

2006-08-17 23:15:15 · 29 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:14:41 · 7 answers · asked by eaubrune 5 in Music

beaten with an ugly stick ?

2006-08-17 23:14:06 · 12 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:13:39 · 9 answers · asked by gman8102 1 in Comics & Animation

and just curious if you’re actually married yet…..

2006-08-17 23:13:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:12:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 23:12:51 · 2 answers · asked by tikibumba 2 in Music

every boy in blazin squad

2006-08-17 23:12:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities