As you slide down the banister of life, remember .
> >
> > 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
>It's called
> > "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
> >
> > 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
> >
> > 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects
>you to
> > kiss his ring.
> >
> > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
> >
> > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
> > bathroom.
> >
> > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the
>drink
> > spilled, and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
> >
> > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
>there's
>
> > shipping and handling, too.
> >
> > 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
>impression
> > that he just cleaned the whole house.
> >
> > 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
>large trash
> > can.
> >
> > 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
>off. I
> > was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
> >
> > 11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for
>Viagra.
> > He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
> >
> > 12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was
>and found
> > him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be
>treated,
> > and he didn't have to worry
>about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making
> > a list of the people I want to bite."
> >
> > 13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> >
> > 14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point
>the
> > wrong way.
> >
> > REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
>
>
>
2006-08-17 23:34:47 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is excellent. I loved all of them.
Thanks for the laugh and have a good one...
2006-08-22 08:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 05:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. You got it from a forwarded message?
2006-08-23 15:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, but it was kind of long.Maybe if you took out all those arrows,it would've been better.
2006-08-18 01:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Da Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 23:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-18 00:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True list huh?
2006-08-24 04:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by pnktzr50 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. LOL.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-08-18 07:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell asleep!
2006-08-17 23:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-08-23 17:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by miss simple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋