Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

Sisters Mary, Martha and Veronica all died from the same 'flu at their convent and now all stand before the Pearly Gates hoping to be admitted.
"This is just a formality." explains St. Peter, "We've had trouble with Al Qaeda showing up with dodgy papers lately. As extra security I'll have to ask you a question - just to make sure you are who you say you are."
The three nuns are worried about this - but St. Peter looks trustworthy.
"Now Sister Mary, what were the Blessed Virgin's first words when the Angel Gabriel asked her if she was ready to be the vessel of all our salvation?"
Of course this is easy for anyone who knows their Bible.
"Be it done unto me according to thy will." answers Sister Mary, and St. Peter stamps the back of her hand with a little blue lamb (a very good sign).
"And what did Simeon say when he saw the Infant Jesus?"
"Now, Lord, dismiss Thou Thy servant."
(another blue lamb).
"But what did Eve say when she first saw Adam coming towards her in the Garden?"

2006-08-17 23:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by insincere 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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who loves pink?

2006-08-17 23:06:37 · 32 answers · asked by LISA-MARIE 2 in Music

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would you rather be a suicide girl or a playboy centerfold?

2006-08-17 23:05:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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spider man 3 venom?

why on earth would you put gwen stacey in on a more updated spider-man story line.remember, she died in spidey's original series. not too smart true believers. i'm suprised stan the man o.ked it.

2006-08-17 23:04:55 · 8 answers · asked by kahlil t 1 in Comics & Animation

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Why the viewers and voters of the current Singapore Idol can't distinguished a good singer and performer?

2006-08-17 23:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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sara cox or jo whiley?

i hate radio 1 ,but its the only station we get at work, and I cant decide who annoys me most.

And why does sara cox always talk about her baps? It makes me feel ill

2006-08-17 23:02:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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how long do you reckon pete dohertys gonna get ?

hes in court today , im taking bets

2006-08-17 23:02:45 · 20 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Music

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Gryffindor or Slytherin????

Slytherin100%!

2006-08-17 23:02:43 · 30 answers · asked by Sinderella 2 in Movies

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are YOU smart enough to beat this?!?

http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/maze15.swf

2006-08-17 23:02:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Brain boggln tryn work it out!!?

I have 1,you have 1
If you remove the 1st letter a bit remains
If you remove the 2nd letter bit still remains
After much trying,you might be able to remove the 3rd one also,but it remains
It dies hard?????

2006-08-17 23:01:58 · 17 answers · asked by tonybpebbles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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how did Darth Vedar find Luke was his son?

since episode III ends with lord Sidious telling him 'it looks like in a moment of anger u killed her' (Luke's mom)

2006-08-17 23:01:22 · 15 answers · asked by James Blond 4 in Movies

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Life Beyond Sixty !!!!!?

LIFE BEYOND SIXTY

The cardiologist's diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out.

Maybe it's true that life begins at sixty.
But everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out.

There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory,
the other two I forget.

You're getting old when
you don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

Old age is when work is a lot less fun
and fun a lot more work.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy,
there are five women to every man.
Isn't that the darndest time for a guy
to get those odds?

You know you're getting on in years
when the girls at the office start confiding in you.

Old age is when it takes longer
to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.

Old age is when
you have stopped growing at both ends,
and have begun to grow in the middle.

Of course I'm against sin;
I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy.

Billy Graham has described heaven as
a family reunion that never ends.
What must hell possibly be like?
Home videos of the same reunion?

A man has reached old age
when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor
instead of by the police.

Being a senior adult
is having a choice of two temptations
and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you're into old age when
you realize that caution is the only thing
you care to exercise.

At my age, "getting a little action" means
I don't need to take a laxative.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.

The aging process could be slowed down
if it had to work its way through Congress.

You're getting old when
getting lucky means
you find your car in the parking lot.

You're getting old when
you're sitting in a rocker
and you can't get it started.

You're getting old when
you wake up with that morning-after feeling,
and you didn't do anything the night before.

Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news:
the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

It's hard to be nostalgic
when you can't remember anything.

You know you're getting old when
you stop buying green bananas.

Last Will and Testament:
Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

2006-08-17 22:59:55 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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IF YOU Found ONE MILLION DOLLARS...... Would You Keep It?? OR Hand It In??

Hmmmmm... Its pretty tempting to keep it...

2006-08-17 22:58:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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would you die for someone you loved???

2006-08-17 22:58:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do.....??

bats sleep upside down on trees.....do u think they r mental?

2006-08-17 22:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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dance music?

i already have :
> lose control : missy elliot
> everytime we touch : cascada

2006-08-17 22:56:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Is there going to be an iron man movie at the cinema?

I hav'ntasked this question before but I would like to know about my favourate marvel super hero of all Tony Stark as Iron man.
If there is then could you please tell me when I thought i saw it in ApolloCinemas.Com as an up coming film with no release date.

So could you please tell me, or am I just imagioning things again?

2006-08-17 22:56:39 · 3 answers · asked by Michael Daniel 2 in Movies

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