Sisters Mary, Martha and Veronica all died from the same 'flu at their convent and now all stand before the Pearly Gates hoping to be admitted.
"This is just a formality." explains St. Peter, "We've had trouble with Al Qaeda showing up with dodgy papers lately. As extra security I'll have to ask you a question - just to make sure you are who you say you are."
The three nuns are worried about this - but St. Peter looks trustworthy.
"Now Sister Mary, what were the Blessed Virgin's first words when the Angel Gabriel asked her if she was ready to be the vessel of all our salvation?"
Of course this is easy for anyone who knows their Bible.
"Be it done unto me according to thy will." answers Sister Mary, and St. Peter stamps the back of her hand with a little blue lamb (a very good sign).
"And what did Simeon say when he saw the Infant Jesus?"
"Now, Lord, dismiss Thou Thy servant."
(another blue lamb).
"But what did Eve say when she first saw Adam coming towards her in the Garden?"
2006-08-17 23:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by insincere 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a hard one :)
2006-08-17 23:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm now that's a hard one lol i've heard this joke before lol still funny though â¥
2006-08-18 07:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. aww this is almost sinful.
2006-08-18 06:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh
2006-08-18 06:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lord, I haven't done anything wrong yet, please don't punish me already....
2006-08-18 06:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋