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bats sleep upside down on trees.....do u think they r mental?

2006-08-17 22:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Hey said that we sleep up side down, we are straight but the worlds gets upside down :)

2006-08-18 00:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Fishi 3 · 0 0

Because they need to put their feet up.

Since bats are the only mammals who can fly, with wingspans ranging from 6" to 6', they failed to make great strides in the walking-about, or in the standing departments. Their legs and feet are simply not strong enough to support these functions for great lengths of time.

For this very reason, bats, when in their bat caves, or roosting in trees, take the weight off of their tired limbs by hanging upside down. Their breast-feeding babes, born live, as are all mammal offspring, have no choice but to hang in limbo with mom. Together, they reap the benefits of downward gravitational pull.
but your funny lol

2006-08-18 06:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh..na baby...such a baby I haven't seen asking whether bats are mad!! lolz....don't ya know this story...it's so old..ok, here is it..I hope you know who is vikramadithya ...the ancient king(oh...I still remember him calling me to the palace!!) and the vethalam too...(hey..that ghost who hangs upside down frm the tree....just like u do...when daddy tries to beat ya...ah!) So...once a muni asked this king to bring vethalam frm the big forest...u know this ghost always hangs upside down frm trees(now don't get excited!) so, whenevr this king catches this vethalam(oh..that's a load of a job...he has to climb up the tree..go to the branch...and u look down frm there u can see the whole world...na, don't look down !) and tries to bring him to the muni...this ghost begins a story! most of the time when he is abt the middle of the story, vikramadithya's curiousness increases (just like when people come to ur home...u hang arnd them to find what''s in the packets they bring!) and he says sumthing..at that very moment vethalam flies away and hangs down frm the tree...really troublesome! (like u !) so..ok let the story stop there...so finally vikramadhithya succeeded?(well, I don't what happened..is he there near u...just ask him..coz all the masters of naughtiness are with u ..hmmm...!) and so..it's a true legend that these bats are vethalam's descenders...It' s said that at correct midnight..if u went to the batcaves(ah! the trees filled with bats!) and slow urself..u can hear their talks...and do u know what they talk of (gulp! to tell that to u is a big problem...coz the rest of ur life..u'll search for it!) they talk of ancient long treasures hidden at various spots of the earth! the recent talks that I have heard is that..well, U know ujjain....the ancient capital city..there....vikramadhithya has hidden his diamond rod..with 25 fluttering butterflies on it..it's said that the rod accepts a master only after testing him! well..hhhee I am not worried..coz U won't pass any of these tests..hahaha!) when u give the correct answers to these questions it's said that these golden butterflies wuld come alive from the rod..and fly arnd u! ! (ha! stop..baby..it's not playtime..leave those poor flies!) so that's the secret now! so, if u wish to go there to the batcave U really need to paint urself black(well, charcoal is more than enough!) and don't make a noise( don't bite ur biscuits and make that snappy voice...don't bring ur mad scientist...he'll run arnd the cave and make batsoup...u and only u shud go...ahm...if my help is needed sure...but the profit half half ok? :) and then we can listen what they talk..sh...don't tell anyone..it's the biggest secret ever! and u can be sssssssssoooooooooooooooo rich that u won't have to do anything in ur life..but sleep eat sleep eat that's it! so, agree?








and it's to those priceless creatures u call out mad !! atleast respect ur vethalam baby! and whenevr u find a bat don't show ur teet out! well, that's another idea! ok, show ur teeth and u'll be good frnds..coz perhaps they wuld think u r a baby vampire !!










danger: Don't try to hang upside down with them on the trees....we still need u here to hear what has happened of u...!

2006-08-18 17:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They only want 2 experience the g-forces from blood rushing 2 their brains!! That's the cheapest way we all experience it!!

2006-08-18 06:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

for the after taste blood rushes to their head!!!

2006-08-18 07:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by BALDILOX 2 · 0 0

not at all it is their way,they feel comfortable sleeping like that...!

2006-08-18 06:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by beast boy 2 · 0 0

you'll learn when you GROW UP!

2006-08-18 06:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Not really..

2006-08-22 05:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by astrobell m 2 · 0 0

Nope just a little batty..............

2006-08-18 06:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 0

coz they are australian, mate.

2006-08-18 06:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by ixat02 2 · 0 0

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