Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
2006-08-17 21:45:01 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey!!!! How are you friend??
This Oldie is a Goldie!!! And dont we all just love these clean jokes!!! Good work!!! 9/10 .............................
2006-08-17 21:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie gets a 7..
2006-08-18 05:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
=) I give it an 8+
2006-08-18 16:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by cybergal_29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 9/10 I've never heard it before and why so so clean? lol â¥
2006-08-18 06:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww thats sooo cute! i give it a 10
2006-08-18 06:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me neither.
dus/dus
2006-08-18 07:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. very interesting... i'd give it a 7/10
2006-08-18 04:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all right but just try a little hard cause its pretty good
2006-08-18 04:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by joker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...well it makes much more sense than the original....yes???
2006-08-20 22:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.I like it. 8.
2006-08-18 06:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋