The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
> Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
> Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
>
> Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>
> "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
>
> Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
> together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
>
> "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>legs".
>
> The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
>
> "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>
> Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
> the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she
> was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down,
>we'd have lost her."
>
> The Nun fainted.
>
>
>
>
>
2006-08-17 22:30:52 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too goodddddddddddd
2006-08-18 00:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-18 05:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-24 11:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Tyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty you, and my friend Lil Johnny is innocent c his answer
2006-08-18 05:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe very funny. bad little johnny
2006-08-18 05:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh that little johnny â¥
2006-08-18 07:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe to cute lol
2006-08-18 05:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god. i liked it.
too much.
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2006-08-18 13:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by AAhh Elza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke!
2006-08-23 11:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by New Rider of the purple sage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha not bad.
2006-08-24 05:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by fishhead_oh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋