Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly. Upon
Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he was met by St. Peter.
"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.
St. Peter replied, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He is in Hell instead of Heaven."
Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike once just to be sure he is OK?"
So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous sexy blonde in a bikini & a keg of beer.
"I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Jeff.
"It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see, the keg has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."
2006-08-17 22:31:44 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHaHaHa!
Hey, you naughty fellow!.... lol
Nice joke.... rate .... 9/10
Shall I too tell you a naughty joke?
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."
2006-08-18 01:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-08-18 06:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I Give That A 10 Rating All The Way!!!
2006-08-18 21:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good
2006-08-18 05:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz...........I wonder if sumone go there, god wuld put a screensaver like this another time and tempt evryone....! well then, u wuld need reservations too in hell..once the house is full....so JI, don't be worried..coz heaven is free now !! just kidding lolz............nice one..12/10 ! :))
2006-08-18 17:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice!
2006-08-20 16:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nahahah~ a good one.. 2 thumbs up!
2006-08-18 05:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie :) i posted this once :) â¥
2006-08-18 07:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice.. and uncommon... i'll give it an 8.5
2006-08-18 05:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhah a good one
2006-08-18 05:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋