Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

2006-06-12 23:02:33 · 11 answers · asked by jezdolly 2 in Other - Entertainment

Name 3 fmous people you would invite to dinner and why you chose them

2006-06-12 23:01:18 · 23 answers · asked by nanavines 2 in Celebrities

I saw it last night and I thought it was rubbish.
Please tell me what you thought of it.

2006-06-12 23:00:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

THE FRANKLIN FACTOR:
Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.

THE RAT RACE:
If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.

THE EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION:
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.

THE RING RULE:
A watched telephone never rings.

THE CREEP CALL:
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.

THE FISHING FORECAST:
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?

THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROGNOSIS:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.

THE ROPE TRICK:
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.

MIND OVER MATTER:
No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.

THE FAULT FINDER:
The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.

2006-06-12 22:54:22 · 7 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The old man told the other to sit down and not make a sound.

So he did. But when the first man got 100 yards away, the old man heard a scream. 'I thought I told you to be quiet!', he said.

'I was when the snake bit me,' the young man said.

'And I was when the bear attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat or take them with us,' I screamed!'

2006-06-12 22:50:43 · 11 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 22:50:32 · 23 answers · asked by varindar 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 22:49:42 · 16 answers · asked by R.I.P. 4 in Music

a mushroom goes in to a bar and orders a drink,
we dont serve mushrooms in here the bar man say
why on earth not im a fun guy.....

1st woman.. ive heard mo has had her lips plumped
2nd woman.. i suppose they used some of the extra fat from her bottom
1st woman..yes now she really talks out of her backside

why did the prostitute put perfume on her ankles?
because she knew they would end up behind her ears

a man walks in to the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water his wife asks whats that for?

its for your headache she says but i have not got a headache
gotcha he replies

2006-06-12 22:48:45 · 19 answers · asked by debbie c 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 22:48:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does the whole world hear my thoughts, or only some countries?
Is it telepathy? If not, what is it?
How am I going to die? Is it when something is deactivated, or disconnected? Is it gradual? Is it sudden death?
When am I dying?

2006-06-12 22:48:12 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their third floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.

'Well, Your Honor,' she replied coolly. 'I figured that at 92, if he could still make love to another woman, he probably could fly!'

2006-06-12 22:47:31 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

They have several white or European princesses. They also have Middle Eastern (Jasmine), Asian (Mulan) and Native American, yet no Black or African Princess, I wonder why is this?

2006-06-12 22:46:48 · 35 answers · asked by Boonya 1 in Movies

Hot Revenge

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''

2006-06-12 22:43:42 · 9 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have such little hair on his head?"

"He thinks a lot, dear" replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness.

"Then, why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny.

"Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother....

2006-06-12 22:38:20 · 12 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

BOLLYWOOD

2006-06-12 22:34:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the refrain goes: "all over the wooooooorld" thanx. i will award 10 points to the first correct answer!

2006-06-12 22:32:16 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2006-06-12 22:28:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I was just noticing that we have only girls jokes being read and commented. I've been posting some awsome jokes for the past few minutes and i have hardly any comments on them...hey guys out there!! grow up and learn to appreacte a good joke!!!

har har har!!!

2006-06-12 22:28:20 · 4 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

2006-06-12 22:25:05 · 7 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 22:23:38 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

know he probably talked there whole relationship and marriage over with his baby mama i think they are both in it together to try and get brittneys money his baby mom probably put him up to that mess cause most black women are lazy and just want a man to take care of them who thinks brit should just have old kevvie boy's @ss whiped out it's not like she can't afford it and she wouldn't have to worry about everytime thay get in a fight his broke lame @ss threatening to sue her.

2006-06-12 22:22:19 · 6 answers · asked by miss wright 05 1 in Celebrities

and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you live)

2006-06-12 22:21:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know most people don't care about this kind of cr@p, but I can't help but feel bad for the chick. I saw her on tv the other day and she was surrounded by the paparazzi ... she was holding her baby and crying because of an incident where she almost fell over while holding her baby. I felt so bad for her... I wish they'd lay off her about her parenting skills and poor choice for a husband.

2006-06-12 22:20:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

The point is : Until now I never touch piano in my life and cannot play piano at all, so, I would like to be able to play piano because in a few days I shall have piano. I would like to find free online step-by-step course of piano for beginners.

2006-06-12 22:14:22 · 1 answers · asked by agusto b 1 in Music

2006-06-12 22:14:05 · 4 answers · asked by maria g 2 in Celebrities

A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf. He thought to himself, "Oh, message in a bottle." He took out the cork and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "Thank you for releasing me. Now you may have 3 wishes -- however, I'm a special genie. I love my mother-in-law, so anything you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive double."
The man first asked for a million dollar house on the beach.
Poof! A gorgeous house appeared.
Just then -- POOF!! -- a house twice as big appeared next door and his mother-in-law was waving at him from the window.
He hurried inside to avoid her. As he was admiring his new house, he turned to the genie and said, "For my second wish, put $10 million on that table."
Poof! There was so much money, it was falling off the table.
Then POOF!! Next door, the money was flying out the windows and his mother-in-law got $20 million.
He was getting frustrated by this time and turned to the genie, "OK, let me get this straight. Whatever I wish for, my mother-in-law gets double."
The genie said, "Yes, I'm the mother-in-law genie, and that's the way it works."
After scratching his head and thinking a bit, he suddenly turns to the genie and says, "OK, for my third wish... beat me half to death!"

2006-06-12 22:13:59 · 29 answers · asked by ... 4 in Jokes & Riddles

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2006-06-12 22:11:50 · 9 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

American, Russian and Burmese met and chatted in the bar once.

The American Started ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advancing, that our missiles can hit anywhere on the the earth to exactly right spot. ’’

On hearing that the Russian retorted ’’ it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth orbit and wind direction. so, the missile can’t hit the right spot.’’

The American Replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ’’

And The Russian’s turn. ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advanced, that Our Powerful Laser Gun can fire exactly right spot on the moon. ’’

2006-06-12 22:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

its kinda of old like 20 or 15 yrs old. its like "someday love will find you" thats just something i remember from it if anyone knows a song that has that line in it or somthin similar then plz tell me?

2006-06-12 22:08:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It is about a small and poor boy making the National Football (Soccer) team of Sweden leading them to the World Cup of (I think) 1978? I saw it a long time ago on TV. I then thought it was fun.

2006-06-12 22:08:38 · 3 answers · asked by fkvdmark 4 in Movies