Entertainment & Music - 9 June 2006

This are the ones i have:
dear mama,keep ya head up,i ant mad at cha,
Any other that i am missing that is really good?

2006-06-09 23:59:30 · 5 answers · asked by Lassy 1 in Music

WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don’t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!

I am at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

A Girl asks her lover, will you **** me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband doesnot have any problem.

Policeman arrested a prostitute. prost: I’m not selling sex. Police: Then what r u doing? Prost: I’m selling condoms & offering free demo.

Kid: Dad how do babies come? Dad: In moonlight when the star shines an angel comes 2 earth & leaves a kid in the mother’s lap. Kid: It means ******* is useless.

Girl: Doc. look at my vagina. Dr: How come hole is too big? G: I was raped by elephant. Dr: But elephant have small dick. G: but he fingered me first!

Man dashes into lady & says: If ur heart is as soft as ur breasts, u’ll forgive me. Lady replied: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, my room no. is 603.

A man was carrying 3 babies in train, the lady sitting next 2 him asked: are these ur babies? Man: no, I work in a condom company & these are complaints.

Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawani Jaan-e-mann, Haseen dilruba, Mily 2 dil jawan, NISAR HO GAYA.

Q. Whats the difference between a hooker and a slut?
A. Hooker sleeps with everyone while slut sleeps with everyone except you

2006-06-09 23:59:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you have the no 4 and can use it only four times how will u get 22?

2006-06-09 23:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by kqkq 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 23:56:49 · 7 answers · asked by I [heart] ache 2 in Comics & Animation

thats means everysingle one from episode ont to six

2006-06-09 23:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by James 6 in Movies

in your house?

2006-06-09 23:48:45 · 23 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Celebrities

Anybody no the song that goes NAH NAH NAH HEY NAH NAH! like its played in the backgrounds of football games and some sport movies. I need it for a video project, cheers

2006-06-09 23:45:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-09 23:44:33 · 4 answers · asked by kinsbuk4love 1 in Other - Entertainment

Pls answer

2006-06-09 23:44:29 · 3 answers · asked by nn 1 in Other - Entertainment

...and their score determines how many virgins they get when they go to Paradise?

2006-06-09 23:44:21 · 5 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Jokes & Riddles

from females:Nicole Kidman or Aishwaria Rai
from males: Keanu Reeves or Leonardo di Caprio

2006-06-09 23:42:41 · 16 answers · asked by Melika 3 in Movies

2006-06-09 23:37:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-09 23:36:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-09 23:35:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

if i pull the hair of moustache of my CAT ????

2006-06-09 23:35:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 23:29:08 · 5 answers · asked by drugsandgrapes 1 in Music

Saw it years ago, and it's super fantasy studio forests and lighting, brought the whole fairy tale alive. As I remember it had fantastic music. Does anyone know who directed it and who scored it?

2006-06-09 23:29:00 · 16 answers · asked by Adam&Steve 1 in Movies

2006-06-09 23:28:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-09 23:25:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is that only 26 episode ?

2006-06-09 23:24:36 · 7 answers · asked by win 2 in Comics & Animation

Have fun answering.

2006-06-09 23:23:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I need this song for my power point slides

2006-06-09 23:23:11 · 8 answers · asked by Aditya 3 in Music

2006-06-09 23:22:21 · 12 answers · asked by poony!!! 4 in Music

2006-06-09 23:20:37 · 25 answers · asked by Atheist 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been searching for the original singer of Amazing grace and have come up with multiple singers, can anyone tell me the original?

2006-06-09 23:18:59 · 7 answers · asked by bronty_80 2 in Music

Who did you see? How old were you? Remember the year? Where was it? Did it change you? If so how?

My very first concert was MARY'S DANISH. It was 1989. The Roxy Theater. Hollywood. I was 15.

It was here where it dawned on me I was different. I want to wear thriftstore dresses with tights and doc martins. I want a bob hairdo. I want to carry a lunchbox as a purse. I found my very own identity and Lord knows I felt so cool. To be someone was and is a wonderful thing.

OK whats your story? any good ones?

2006-06-09 23:18:38 · 8 answers · asked by smilingontime 6 in Music

I saw the Omen. I thought the remake was stupid.

2006-06-09 23:14:45 · 6 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Movies

I live a few 100 miles from the central east coast and I want to take a road trip when I get back to the states in Oct./Nov. What's a good place to go with fun things to do and friendly people?

2006-06-09 23:10:42 · 4 answers · asked by Scottie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-09 23:07:08 · 15 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-09 23:04:26 · 19 answers · asked by desper8 1 in Movies