Entertainment & Music - 10 June 2006

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2006-06-10 23:56:10 · 9 answers · asked by Black Saga 1 in Jokes & Riddles

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"

2006-06-10 23:54:57 · 11 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

does anybody else like it

2006-06-10 23:49:11 · 17 answers · asked by nikgy71 5 in Music

2006-06-10 23:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i also require your location. thank you for being the judge of good muic. hope paris hilton doesn't suck as much as ashlee simpson...

2006-06-10 23:42:24 · 12 answers · asked by ianlopez1115 3 in Music

it is so boring !!!
HEY VINAY WHICH BOOK ARE YOU READING ????

2006-06-10 23:41:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 23:40:10 · 29 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 23:40:07 · 4 answers · asked by mishi 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 23:33:45 · 13 answers · asked by Jasmine M 1 in Television

2006-06-10 23:31:09 · 25 answers · asked by 7robbo 2 in Movies

2006-06-10 23:30:10 · 13 answers · asked by F.B.I. 4 in Movies

please give some good title

2006-06-10 23:26:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

"Hi, this is my dad. You have reached the number you have dialed. Leave the beep after the message.....just kidding. Leave the message after the beep. BEEEEP...again i'm kidding, i made this beep. The actual beep follows........"

Is this funny?

2006-06-10 23:23:08 · 12 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

whats your fav album and fav track?
I stated Jamiroquai fans so dont bother with smart ars*d answers!

2006-06-10 23:21:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-10 23:20:32 · 12 answers · asked by Mystic healer 4 in Television

yo is it true eminem has retired???? its been quite some time since his last single

2006-06-10 23:13:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want his name, that's all

2006-06-10 23:13:22 · 1 answers · asked by ruin098 1 in Music

A profeesor asked his student to define brain.A student got up and replied,Brain is what a man looks for in a woman after he has looked at everything else

2006-06-10 23:08:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 23:02:31 · 5 answers · asked by Kim 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 22:57:40 · 25 answers · asked by Siri 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you had a penis for 1 day, how would you use it

2006-06-10 22:52:44 · 10 answers · asked by Kyle 2 in Other - Entertainment

I thought perhaps I could find the answer here...

http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

2006-06-10 22:50:32 · 7 answers · asked by Bapboy 4 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-10 22:48:11 · 45 answers · asked by Kyle 2 in Television

2006-06-10 22:46:16 · 33 answers · asked by christyxy777777 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 22:40:50 · 38 answers · asked by Quizzle 3 in Movies

2006-06-10 22:37:23 · 6 answers · asked by Joshua 2 in Jokes & Riddles

For me,Jessica Alba,haha

2006-06-10 22:35:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-10 22:30:52 · 3 answers · asked by global_girl40 1 in Music

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind.

2006-06-10 22:28:31 · 14 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 22:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by myers 1 in Other - Entertainment