For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."
And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
2006-06-10 23:54:57 · 11 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha ok I can give it a 7
2006-06-11 00:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by Frankie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-06-12 14:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by IB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-06-11 07:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-1
2006-06-11 10:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect 10
2006-06-11 07:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate it 5/10
2006-06-11 06:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by cooldreamzgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very funny! LOL! I would give 8/10.
2006-06-11 07:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 ... but the boss was really non-sympathetic ......... that's he was pathetic !!!;)
2006-06-11 13:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-06-11 07:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by msria1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i would rate it gerotucular!
2006-06-11 06:57:12 · answer #10 · answered by fen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋