can u give me an answer that has 100 lines?

Question

* Each line must be complete & meaningful.
* must hav a minimum of 100 lines.
* each line, may or may not relate with each another.

Answer 1

u said each line must be complete & meaningful and they may or may not relate with each other, so here u go.......

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Answer 2

1 yes i can give u a answer that has 100 lines.
2 22222222222222222222222222222222222
3 33333333333333333333333333333333333
4 44444444444444444444444444444444444
5 55555555555555555555555555555555555
6 66666666666666666666666666666666666
7 77777777777777777777777777777777777
8 88888888888888888888888888888888888
9 99999999999999999999999999999999999
10 101010101010101010101011010101010
11 111111111111111111111111111111111
12 12121212121212121212121212121212
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Answer 3

you want 100 lines??
i couldn't find all 100
I'll get the others for you ;)

1. Across the Line
2. Action Line
3. Advice Line
4. Air Line
5. Answer Line
6. Back Line
7. Beauty Line
8. Blue Line
9. Bold Line
10. Border Line
11. Bottom Line
12. Break Line
13. Bus Line
14. Business Line
15. Case Line
16. Code Line
17. Cold Line
18. Command Line
19. Cruise Line
20. Data Line
21. Date Line
22. Dead Line
23. Dell Line
24. Dotted Line
25. Education Line
26. Farm Line
27. Fashion Line
28. Fine Line
29. Fire Line
30. First Line
31. Frame Line
32. Front Line
33. Garden Line
34. Gray Line
35. Green Line
36. Group Line
37. Hand Lines
38. Head Lines
39. History Line
40. Hot Line
41. Infinity Line
42. Info Line
43. Ink Line
44. Inside Line
45. Italic Line
46. Language Line
47. Limited Line
48. Line Height
49. Line Length
50. Line Schedules
51. Line Up
52. Line Zine
53. Long Line
54. Map Line
55. Military Line
56. Mobile Line
57. Money Line
58. Multiple Line
59. New Line
60. North Line
61. Off Line
62. Old Line
63. On Line
64. Open Line
65. Out Line
66. Outside Line
67. Phone Line
68. Picture Line
69. Plan Line
70. Power Line
71. Red Line
72. Response Line
73. Server Line
74. Service Line
75. Shore Line
76. Short Line
77. Single Line
78. Street Line
79. Subway Line
80. The Line
81. Tiger Line
82. Tools Line
83. Track Line
84. Train Line
85. Transit Line
86. Under Line
87. Value Line
88. Walk the Line
89. Walking Line
90. White Line
91. Yard Line
92. Zone Line
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Answer 4

yes i am going to try this some spelling may be wrong but im not going to take all day to do this either it would be nice to get like 100 points to do this ya know my name is lisa and yes i might be alittle strange to do this kind of malarky but its worth a shot to play along just to see if i could keep up with something to say for 100 lines ya know i love this answers thing you bascially can ask any question that you want to within certain guide lines to follow ya kinow i am enjoying this alot you might have to im me sometimes or e-mail me and we could do stupid shi* together lol that might be fun ya think im from down south we are expecting 17 named storms this hurricane season and i am just plum scared to bits i havent payed that much attention to hurricans in the past i grew up here all my life but recently they have been more severe and intense i mean look what happened to louisianna man thats bad and have you wondered if it had been white people stranded over to my neighboring state would they had to wait as long as trhose people did we are in the U.S of A for Christ sake why did it take so long for those people to recieve help??? that is a problem! ok about life

Answer 5

Maxim is the name of a coffee whitener in Japan so, I wouldn't go with that one. Kelts works, but the connection some people would make with Scotland etc would maybe limit the appeal. Of the five, Hypra would be my choice. Just if you're interested, the last 5 letters of the choices spells Somsa, which has something going for it too... Just a thought!

Answer 6

i could send 1000,whats your mail id

Answer 7

u know what,i'll do that,but after a while

Answer 8

hope this is enough??!!!


100 (one hundred) (the Roman numeral is C for centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

In mathematics
One hundred is the square of 10 (in scientific notation it is written as 102). The standard SI prefix for a hundred is "hecto-".

It is the sum of the first nine prime numbers, as well as the sum of two prime numbers (47 + 53), and the sum of the cubes of the first four integers. Also, 26 + 62 = 100, thus 100 is a Leyland number.

But perhaps this number is most important as the basis of percentages (literally "per hundred"), with 100% being a full amount.

One hundred is also an 18-gonal number. It is divisible by the number of primes below it, 25 in this case. But it can not be expressed as the difference between any integer and the total of coprimes below it, making it a noncototient.

100 is a Harshad number in base 10, and also in base 4, and in that base it is a self-descriptive number.

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In astronomy
The Messier object M100, a magnitude 10.5 spiral galaxy in the constellation Coma Berenices.

The New General Catalogue object NGC 100, a magnitude 13.3 spiral galaxy in the constellation Pisces.

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In other fields
One hundred is also:

The atomic number of fermium, an actinide.
In degrees Celsius, the boiling temperature of pure water at sea level.
The number of years in a century.
The number of pounds in an American short hundredweight.
The number of subunits into which many of the world's currencies are divided; for example, one euro is one hundred cents and one Pound Sterling is one hundred pence.
The number of verses in the pop song 99 Bottles of Beer
The denomination of the U.S. hundred-dollar bill with Benjamin Franklin's portrait; the "Benjamin" is the largest U.S. bill in print.
The denomination of American savings bonds with Thomas Jefferson's portrait.
The denomination of American treasury bonds with Andrew Jackson's portrait.
The number of the first folder of photos in the DCIM folder created by a brand-new digital camera (or after a change of memory card if the camera is set to auto-reset numbering).
The number of tiles in a standard Scrabble set.
In India and Israel, 100 is the police telephone number.
In United Kingdom, 100 is the operator telephone number
The year AD 100 or 100 BC.
Hundred Days, aka the Waterloo Campaign
The number of poems in the Japanese poetry anthology Hyakunin Isshu.
The record number of points scored in one NBA game, set by Wilt Chamberlain on March 2, 1962.
A 100 year old person is known as a Centenarian.
100 metres, a racing distance
Today in English a hundred is always taken to be equal to 100. However, before the 18th century, it could mean other values, depending on the objects being counted. Sometimes the value of 100 was referred to as a small hundred the larger value being the long hundred or the great hundred.

The larger value originated with the Teutonic tribes that invaded England after the Romans departed; their Hundert equalled 120.

Until 1851, a Hundred was an administrative divisor used to indicate an area of a county which contained one hundred families
India, officially the Republic of India, is a country located in South Asia. It is the seventh-largest country by geographical area, and the second most populous country in the world. India has a coastline of over seven thousand kilometres,[1] and borders Pakistan[2] to the west, Nepal, the People's Republic of China and Bhutan to the north-east, and Bangladesh and Myanmar to the east. In the Indian Ocean, it is adjacent to the island nations of Sri Lanka and Indonesia.

Home to the Indus Valley Civilization, a centre of important trade routes and vast empires, India has long played a major role in human history. Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism and Sikhism–all have their origins in India, and Islam and Christianity enjoy a strong cultural heritage. Colonised as part of the British Empire in the nineteenth century, India gained independence in 1947 as a unified nation after an intense struggle for independence. The country has one of the most diverse populations of wildlife, geographical terrain and climate systems found anywhere in the world.

The name India /'ɪndiə/ is derived from Indus, which is derived from the Old Persian word Hindu, from Sanskrit Sindhu, the historic local appellation for the Indus River . The Constitution of India and common usage also recognise Bharat (Hindi: भारत /bʰɑːrət̪/ listen (help·info)), as an official name of equal status. A third name, Hindustan (Hindi: हिन्दुस्तान /hin̪d̪ust̪ɑːn/) listen (help·info) (Persian: Land of the Hindus < Old Persian Hindu, India / land of the Indus < Sanskrit Sindhu, any river/the Indus) has been used since the twelfth century, though its contemporary use is unevenly applied.

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History
Main article: History of India
Stone Age rock shelters with paintings at Bhimbetka in the state of Madhya Pradesh are the earliest known traces of human life in India. The first known permanent settlements appeared over 9,000 years ago, and gradually developed into the Indus Valley Civilisation, began in around 3300 BCE in western India. It was followed by the Vedic Civilisation which laid the foundations of Hinduism and other cultural aspects of early Indian society. From around 550 BCE, many independent kingdoms and republics known as the Mahajanapadas were established across the country.

The empire built by the Maurya dynasty under Emperor Ashoka united most of modern South Asia, except the Tamil Kingdoms in the south. From 180 BCE, a series of invasions from Central Asia followed including the Indo-Greeks, Indo-Scythians, Indo-Parthians and Kushans in the northwestern Indian Subcontinent. From the third century CE, the Gupta dynasty oversaw the period referred to as ancient India's "Golden Age." In the south, several dynasties, including the Chalukyas, Rashtrakutas, Hoysalas, Cheras, Cholas, Pallavas and Pandyas prevailed during different periods. Science, engineering, art, literature, mathematics, astronomy, religion and philosophy flourished under the patronage of these kings
Following the invasions from Central Asia, between the tenth to the twelfth centuries, much of north India came under the rule of the Delhi Sultanate, and later the Mughal dynasty, who gradually expanded their reign throughout large parts of the Indian subcontinent. Nevertheless, several indigenous kingdoms flourished, especially in the south, like the Vijayanagara Empire. During the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, several European countries, including Portugal, Netherlands, France and the United Kingdom, initially arrived as traders, later took advantage of the fractious nature of relations between the kingdoms, to establish colonies in the country. By 1856, most of India came under control of the British East India Company. A year later, a nationwide insurrection of rebelling military units and kingdoms, known locally as the First War of Indian Independence (known as the Sepoy Mutiny elsewhere) broke out, which failed even as it seriously challenged British rule. India thus came under the direct control of the British Crown as a colony of the British Empire.In the early twentieth century, a nationwide struggle for independence was launched by the Indian National Congress, largely led by Mahatma Gandhi. Millions of protestors would engage in mass campaigns of civil disobedience with a commitment to ahimsa or non-violence. Finally, on 15 August, 1947, India gained independence from British rule. Three years later, on 26 January, 1950, India chose to be a republic, and a new Constitution came into effect.

Since independence, India has seen sectarian violence and insurgencies in various parts of the country, but has maintained its unity and democracy. It has unresolved territorial disputes with China, which escalated into the brief Sino-Indian War in 1962; and with Pakistan, which resulted in wars in 1947, 1965, 1971 and in 1999 in Kargil. India is a founding member of the Non-Aligned Movement and the United Nations (as part of British India). In 1974, India conducted an underground nuclear test. This was followed by five more tests in 1998. Significant economic reforms beginning in 1991 have transformed India into one of the fastest-growing economies in the world, and added to its global and regional clout.

The Consitution of India states that India is a sovereign, socialist, secular, democratic republic. It is often referred to as the largest democracy in the world, by virtue of the fact that it has the largest electing population amongst democratic countries. India has a federal form of government and a bicameral parliament operating under a Westminster-style parliamentary system. It has three branches of governance: the Legislature, Executive and Judiciary.

The President is the head of state, though he has a largely ceremonial role to play. He is also the Commander-in-Chief of India's armed forces. The President is elected indirectly by an electoral college for five-year terms. The Prime Minister is the de facto head of government, and has most executive powers. He or she is appointed by the President, with the requirement that he or she enjoys the support of the majority of the party or coalition securing the most number of seats in lower house of the Parliament.

The legislature of India is the bicameral Parliament, which consists of the upper house called the Rajya Sabha (Council of States), and the lower house called the Lok Sabha (House of People). The 245-member Rajya Sabha is chosen indirectly through the state Legislative Assemblies, and has a staggered six-year term. Each state sends members to the Rajya Sabha in a proportion of its population. The 545-member Lok Sabha is directly elected by popular vote for a five-year term, and is the determinative constituent of political power and government formation. All Indian citizens above age 18 are eligible to vote.

The executive arm consists of the President, Vice-President, and the Council of Ministers (the Cabinet being its executive committee) headed by the Prime Minister. Any minister holding a portfolio must be a member of either house of parliament. In the Indian parliamentary system, the executive is subordinate to the legislature.

India's independent judiciary consists of the Supreme Court, headed by the Chief Justice of India. The Supreme Court has both original jurisdiction over disputes between states and the Centre, and appellate jurisdiction over the eighteen High Courts of India, and additionally, the power to declare Union and state laws null and void if in conflict with the Constitution.[3]

Answer 9

1. I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you ...the minute I get there.
-Later4U -


2. Break up? (get out magic 8 ball) All signs point to YES.
-Jimmy Corrona -


3. Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up, if you are any other available male, press two now."
-C.J. -


4. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU
-Homer Simpson -


5. All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think?
-Johnny B. Bad -


6. The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.
-De Ole Sarge-


7. You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.
-cmdolando -


8. Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
-simian-


9. Do you think the ceiling needs painting? (Timing is everything with this one.)
-De Ole Sarge-


10. Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'?
-Disco -


11. You remind me of my dead ex-husband... Let's get married.
-Black Widow -


12. I'm awfully sorry, but I have asexual tendencies...
-If I told you, I'd have to kill you -


13. Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.
-Hey you -


14. "I'm dying...and I can't ask you to watch me slowly fade away....Please, go now and remember me as I am"
-Pegasus -


15. (Note: this one comes to you courtesy of Homer Simpson.) Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-Melkor -


16. No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
-Mad Anthony Wayne -


17. I got us tickets to Yanni!
-Delilah Smud Puddle -


18. "If I have to sell my body to get the money to divorce you, I will!"
-always the EX never the wife -


19. Piss off wanker.
(NOTE: We here at Ow! were not really sure if this was a submission for the 100 dumping lines or if was actually directed at us)
-seewhy -


20. Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the guy behind you!
-Nicole -


21. I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants
-SLY -


22. Don't you just love when leeches get into your pants?
-Mac Aronie -


23. "I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on her/his shoes" (Steve Martin)
-anonymous-


24. It's me not you.
-Na' Chew-


25. It's you, not me...I mean it's me, not you.
-anonymous-


26. It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you.
-Aurora-


27. I'm sorry I never told you but I'm gay. I've been fighting it, and if anyone could have converted me it would have been you. However, I succumb. Ciao!
-**** Wicks -


28. I can forgive everything else about you, even the fact that you are 9 years older than me, have a 10 year old daughter, are getting a divorce, can't have any more kids, don't have a job, or a car, and the fact that you don't have a high school diploma. All that is fine. (then just stop calling)
-i knew he was a loser -


29. You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry *** together.
-Hearth Cat -


30. Send them your obituary.
-Anna -


31. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, sob, sob, I know what you did you bastard!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH! I hate you! Then you run away, but it works best if he didn't do anything.
-GeniusGirl -


32. You're a really great guy..You don't know how much I love you..You mean everything to me... NOW LEAVE!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
-MADLaLa -


33. I really like you. . . So does my wife.
-Jason -


34. I want a baby.
-De Ole Sarge-


35. Know what? You smell funny. Bill's cuter too...
-Klumsy Kelly-


36. Let's just be friends. (scary isn't it?)
-Bird of Prey-


37. Good-bye, and NO, we cannot still be friends!
-Stephen Britton -


38. Just 'cause I am the President of the United States doesn't mean we still can't be friends.
-REDDWARF-


39. I'd like to meet your ex.
-De Ole Sarge-


40. None, just spell out "you're dumped" on their car with dead hamsters soaked in gasoline and set alight whilst buggering a duck in front of them....
-celestial-


41. I have to break it off. I've been seeing someone else and they told me I had to choose. Besides, your mother doesn't snore as loud.
-Jason -


42. My ex had a much bigger.. (this is where you get smacked)
-WhiteFireDragon -


43. Buh-bye. What part don't you understand -- the "buh" or the "bye"? Buh-bye.
-Da RanMan -


44. "Help, I'm an idiot. I can't see you anymore!!!" (And run away)
-Dennis the RPG master-


45. Don't say anything to her. Call 911.
-Hoff -


46. The rabbit died and he was not yours.
-Sapphire -


47. Look at my horoscope! "...a new love in your life..." Well, gotta follow my guiding star...
-Kogito -


48. Bob, I'd like you to meet Roy.... he's your new replacement.
-Wicked Wench of the West -


49. I find that if you tell 'em straight-up to go away, they just want you more (Go figure?). Perhaps moaning someone else's name right before....ya' know....might do it.
-dome -


50. We've been going out for a while, and I think we're ready to go to the next level... have you heard the good news about Amway?
-First M. Last -


51. Sing "Kyle's Mom is a Sutpid ***** in D Minor", but substitute their name for Kyle's mom.
-just some guy -


52. Forget bothering with actually dumping him/her, just sign up to the witness protection program and never speak to them again.
-RAVEN-


53. Well, whatever you do, don't propose a "menage a twoi" like Seinfeld did.
-Suomynona-


54. The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
-De Ole Sarge-


55. I can't meet your needs for the foreseeable future because I find working on my site and hanging out with my net pals far more absorbing than conversing with you or even looking at your face, actually.
-Damn, I've been looking for an excuse this good for years! Thank God for the Cold War!!-


56. Hi, I am Elvis Shortliver!
-Elvis Shortliver-


57. You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
-Keggers-


58. I don't want you as a boyfriend, no we can't still be friends..and, oh, by the way you're ugly too.
-Mako-


59. Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox go up anymore. (for females)
-Suzie Q -


60. I'm considering suicide because after being with you, hell should be a breeze.
-Jason -


61. Goodbye. I don't want to see you again. Goodbye, I don't even wanna be your friend. So get out now before I call security.
@@@Thw Wonderful Tatum@@@


62. For women: I've been thinking about us getting married. For men: Does your friend like three-somes?
-Captain Pyro -


63. Mom says I'm too good for you.
-Unanimous Visitor -


64. You looked better when I was drinking.
-anonymous -


65. Your mom told me you were gay.
-Freddy-


66. I'd like to help you out. Now which way did you come in?
-Some one like Meg -


67. I can't figure out what sex you are, even after having sex with you.
-Jimmy Rae -


68. I have finished my unfinished business with you.
-anonymous -


69. I love you so much! Let's get married! I want to have lots of children and get a big house and a mortgage and a minivan and....
-Charlene -


70. How about "You're an immature, selfish jerk who couldn't do a goddamn thing for me even if you cared, which you obviously don't, so stop bugging me with your stupid so-called problems and leave me the fCENSOREDk alone." That usually works for me.
-Lee Ving-


71. Here's the phone number of my doctor, I think you and he should talk....
-<>-


72. You smell funny and no, I don't like the way you kiss, I do think it's weird that you like to sing showtunes while having sex... oh wait, that was Mark, wasn't it?
-anonymous -


73. Send a dozen dead roses with a note: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!"
-Beelzabub -


74. F*uck off, ******* (assholette?) I find direct honesty is always the best policy.
-Like I'd say! -


75. GADZOOKS! You're just not as NEARLY as attractive as you are after 10 beers, two shots of vodka, half a bottle of wine, and a Captain Morgan and Coke with a twist of lime!
-Alkyholic -


76. "Well, um..."(utilizing big googly eyes of course)" ...my individual mind patterns are breaking down from the appearance of you ... meep..." at this critical point, scream, "Your fault, your fault" until you finally drive them away at a sprint.
-tripped over my tongue LMac -


77. Now that I'm sober...I remembered...I'm married and have a kid and live in Nebraska. I don't know why I am in St.Louis, and can I have the key to these handcuffs? Please, I need to go home.
-Jason"The answer guy" H-


78. THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M DYING OF CANCER SO I THINK YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE I'M ONLY EXPECTED TO LIVE FOR 6 MONTHS.
-KELLY -


79. Two simple words. "I am gay"
-Petrie Hosermouth -


80. Drop them off at the grocery store and never go pick 'em up.
-S'mores -


81. Hey, did you know that you could leave any time now?? Yeah, I think I made it clear when I started making out with someone else over there!
-I.M. Retard -


82. Hum, sing, whistle 50 ways to lose your lover constantly.
-Priscilla -


83. "I'm sleeping with my brother."
-Jim Bob Bill -


84. Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey.
-Riffraff -


85. Excuse me, but I'm moving to Antarctica tomorrow to start work on important governmental research. See ya!
-Chinchilla -


86. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
-Malissa -


87. Can I borrow that cute little blue teddy and heels?
-some guy -


88. I'm no longer worthy of you (Keep repeating until s/he agrees with you)
-De Ole Sarge-


89. I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I have made an exception... so I'm leaving you for bigger and better things. My ex-boyfriend Bruno just came back into town. He finished serving his sentence and is dying to meet you.
-URHistory -


90. Could we reschedule our date for later? I have to go down to the tar pits to worship my dark lord Friday at Midnight.
-Spoogy-


91. Get the hell away from me!! I'm so fricken sick of you!!
-Ashley-


92. I want you to meet my family. My mom is an OBGYN specializing in fertility treatments, and my dad does microsurgical vasectomy reversals. They are so excited that I'm dating someone nice!
-jabernet-


93. Are you into horses and stuff? I know I am... I also like sheep. They give you that warm feeling. Hello? Are you still there?
-MadSector -


94. Yell "FIRE!!!!!!!" and run, never stopping or looking back.
- Jason"The answer guy" H-


95. There's been a death in the family. My hamster. Sorry.
-AcidAngel-


96. If you don't leave me alone now, I'll blow your frickin head off with my Glock 9mm, *****!
-Bonko the Homicidal Krazy Clown from HELL! -


97. How do you feel about (sex) relations with Irish Setters?
-Ian Rotten of the Ian Rotten Band -


98. Sorry, I just never realized how ugly you are.
-Mad Anthony Wayne -


99. Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
-Cig&Brew -


100. "Don't forgive, dump me!"
-Nicki Squires -

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