Virgin Mary asks God whether she could visit earth for a few days because she's very curious about all the things going on there. God is skeptical about her request but consents to it after a while but he tells Virgin Mary to call him at 8:00pm every evening, what she promises to do.
On the first day the phone rings at 8 and a voice says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought some lip gloss. Is that bad?" And God replies: "No, that's all right, don't worry."
On the second day the phone rings again on time and Virgin Mary says: "This is Virgin Mary. I've bought a mini skirt. Is that bad?" And again God says that this isn't a problem.
On the third day the phone doesn't ring at 8 pm, and neither does it at 9, 10, or 11. Then eventually, some time past midnight, God's phone rings and a voice says: "This is Mary. Is that bad?"
2006-06-09
21:38:00
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