Entertainment & Music - 9 June 2006

does any1 actually ask any proper questions on this site?

2006-06-09 20:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Enjoy

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns
to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes
that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye
patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the
peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea,
and I was swept overboard into a school of
sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a
shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding
an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors
with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you
get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied
the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the
sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first
day with the hook."

2006-06-09 20:32:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 20:32:06 · 1 answers · asked by joya 1 in Movies

His new show premieres June 15th.....check it out on tomgreen.com

2006-06-09 20:29:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

PLEASE DO NOT SAY DUELLING BANJOS
lets have something else.

2006-06-09 20:28:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I downloaded Liam Lynch's My United States of Whateva song and I really liked working out and jamming the SH#T out of it on my radio. I wanna download more hard punk & metal. No Fallout Boy or Blink, soft rock. I want my ears to F*%kin bleed! Any ideas ?

2006-06-09 20:26:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-09 20:25:47 · 11 answers · asked by $ mos $ 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-09 20:23:11 · 5 answers · asked by kimmy 2 in Other - Entertainment

Anyone watch it? What do you think of it? personally i think its brilliant.

2006-06-09 20:21:46 · 3 answers · asked by PhD from my dog 4 in Television

What makes u unique in away not like others.

2006-06-09 20:19:26 · 11 answers · asked by clueless 2 in Polls & Surveys

A song occurs two times in the beginning and near the end of movie
What is the name of song ?
What s the name of artist ?
Where do I find its lyrics ?
Where do I download it for free?

2006-06-09 20:19:13 · 4 answers · asked by manta_gift 2 in Movies

you dig this show? why don't they have it anymore?

2006-06-09 20:18:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-09 20:17:36 · 8 answers · asked by hoopersalive 1 in Movies

Thanks,
Karl
http://www.freewebs.com/smithkarl/sitemap.htm

2006-06-09 20:16:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

His hairs a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbours an arsehole, his best friends a cu*t and his owners a wanker.

2006-06-09 20:16:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it could be anyone... a movie star, a sportsperson, a singer, an author... anyone famous...?

2006-06-09 20:15:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE give me the correct answer.

2006-06-09 20:14:04 · 17 answers · asked by Mercyfull 2 in Celebrities

where do they usually hang out, besides SOMA

2006-06-09 20:12:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

faster than her brothers!

a sick post i read reminded me of that joke

2006-06-09 20:12:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am sooo bored and i need a good laugh.

2006-06-09 20:11:51 · 12 answers · asked by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what is that song played when marissa died on the O.C and who sings it? It's on it all the time it's sung by a guy the only word i can remember from it is "hallelujah".

2006-06-09 20:11:50 · 5 answers · asked by bobatemydog 4 in Television

2006-06-09 20:07:56 · 10 answers · asked by Collarbone Kiss 1 in Music

2006-06-09 20:07:25 · 42 answers · asked by MissNurse 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-09 20:06:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-09 20:04:50 · 1 answers · asked by mdmx919 1 in Music

Mickey Knox from natural born killers or alex delarge from a clockwork orange?

2006-06-09 20:04:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-09 20:04:18 · 3 answers · asked by whatever88 2 in Movies

mine is a tie between chris brown and eminem!

2006-06-09 20:03:25 · 30 answers · asked by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 in Celebrities

FOR INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me .... and as we continue through the year we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished ..... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

2006-06-09 20:02:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

would anybody buy her album?
would her song be a hit?

2006-06-09 20:01:56 · 16 answers · asked by great_pretender 2 in Celebrities