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i am sooo bored and i need a good laugh.

2006-06-09 20:11:51 · 12 answers · asked by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I feel off the couch........................I was trying to lick my nuts at the time LOL

2006-06-09 20:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 1 1

I once took an inflatable guitar to a Joe Satriani concert and rocked out in the front row and went completely nuts on the thing. I think I scared the poor guy, really. It was especially scary considering my age at the time...I mean, give me a break, I was only 27. Ahh, the memories... :)

2006-06-10 06:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kirk Bradford Myers 1 · 0 0

I sang Im a little tae pot in the middel of the mall (it was a dare) and im a 6'6" dude that normally just plays basketball and soccer and never sang a note sence elamentry school

2006-06-10 03:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by albert44 3 · 0 0

This happend when I was 4 and was just narrated to me by my mom in front of my classmates when I was 15.
*embarrass*
Here it goes.

Okey, I used to have a habit of lifting my dress so one sunday, After dressing me up, me and my mom hurriedly left the house for the sunday mass. Afterwards, we went to duty-free since it was diplomat's day. After shopping, we ate ate a fastfodd when my mom noticed a couple of teens snickering. She then looked at herself in her compact mirrror and then looked at me to see questionly. To her horror, I was lifting my dress up to my face when she saw that I wasn't wearing any underwear.

Hope I made you laugh.

2006-06-10 03:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by coolblueacid 4 · 0 0

Jumped off a roof with an umbrella thinking it would act like a parachute.

Note: It doesn't LOL

2006-06-10 03:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by emanon 6 · 0 0

me n my friends/neighbours once tried holding a picnic over our building's water tank ( a huge one though)!! just imagine! it sounds wierd now, but i was a kid then!!

2006-06-10 03:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tan 2 · 0 0

Ate toast that had a maggot on it.

2006-06-10 14:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Stewie Griffin 4 · 0 0

asked a guy out and got rejected!

2006-06-10 03:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i have smoked pot in front o' my dad
thats cuz i was a bit high an' didn't know he was there

2006-06-10 03:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriel 3 · 0 0

GOT married to my first husband....lol

2006-06-10 03:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0 0

To try to answer this question.

2006-06-10 03:17:40 · answer #11 · answered by Aritmentor 5 · 0 0

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