FOR INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me .... and as we continue through the year we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished ..... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how bloody good I feel.
You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
2006-06-09 20:02:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol :)
2006-06-11 03:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No...I thoroughly love being Agoraphobic, OCD, ADHD, Paranoid, an Insomniac, a Tangential Talker, Reading the last page first in case I die so I know the ending & all of this keeps me safe from prison, wherein I would have to be in a prison that wasn't self created.
And the meds are fabulous!!!!!!!!
If I haveto give all of this up for inner peace, what am I? Crazy...?
2006-06-10 03:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... tnx man... i'm alreadi feeling the inner peace...Lol.
2006-06-10 03:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by clueless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tried it.... just wait till the morning
2006-06-10 03:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good one...
2006-06-10 03:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by qdrama1956 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-06-10 03:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by ag_iitkgp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx i'll lock it away--->
awesome!!
2006-06-10 03:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! I am not sure I am going to try it tho lol
2006-06-10 03:07:47 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thank you so very much!!!
2006-06-10 03:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by brand_new_monkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN
2006-06-10 03:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by anissia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's AWESOME!
2006-06-10 03:30:41 · answer #11 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋