His hairs a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbours an arsehole, his best friends a cu*t and his owners a wanker.
2006-06-09 20:16:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great point Charbarski... the guys a cyclopse as well.
2006-06-09 20:29:10 · update #1
look at the bright side: you would only have to look at all that with one eye
2006-06-09 20:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by charbarski 4 · 14⤊ 10⤋
Sorry no, the idea of spending all day every day hanging around in sweaty underpants with a couple of nuts....
2006-06-11 02:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by trebs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds pretty much like my life presently. and I can be such a Dick at times too. So yeah I already am by default.
2006-06-10 08:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My penis´s best friend is another penis.........u seemed to forget us gay guys out here..........and no, i wouldnt wanna be a penis, seems u already have the job!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-10 04:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by whiteglove999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont fancy the going hard and throwing up over myself bit either so no dont think i could be a penis
2006-06-10 19:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather be the owner of the penis.
2006-06-10 10:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt be a Penis cuz when people called me a knob they'd be right.
2006-06-10 10:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting point of view.. heh
2006-06-10 03:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO.I have a penis.Why would I be a penis?I don't think it's extremely fun.
2006-06-10 08:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that sounds cool!
2006-06-10 03:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by Crappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...i wonder how you would describe a vagina?
this is such a funny way to describe a penis!
2006-06-10 03:36:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋