a mushroom goes in to a bar and orders a drink,
we dont serve mushrooms in here the bar man say
why on earth not im a fun guy.....
1st woman.. ive heard mo has had her lips plumped
2nd woman.. i suppose they used some of the extra fat from her bottom
1st woman..yes now she really talks out of her backside
why did the prostitute put perfume on her ankles?
because she knew they would end up behind her ears
a man walks in to the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water his wife asks whats that for?
its for your headache she says but i have not got a headache
gotcha he replies
2006-06-12 22:48:45 · 19 answers · asked by debbie c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, i really liked the second joke. Thanks for sharing.
2006-06-12 22:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by smashingly.smashing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mushroom joke got me. Lol.
The rest are kind of derogatory. Except for the one with the headache.
2006-06-13 05:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piece of string goes into a bar, the landlord says "sorry, we don't serve string in here." The string says "No, I'm afraid not"
2006-06-19 08:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ok but heard them all before, can you think of some new ones?
2006-06-13 05:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by wombat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.
2006-06-13 05:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-06-13 05:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by London girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do like them but they all featured in the magazine sold this week, that's life!
2006-06-13 05:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are old jokes, why can't anyone think of some new ones?
2006-06-18 06:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your jokes. Good one.
2006-06-13 05:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i liked them cheered up the day.
2006-06-16 07:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by scotland1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the headache
2006-06-13 08:36:43 · answer #11 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋