One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their third floor apartment, killing him instantly.
When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.
'Well, Your Honor,' she replied coolly. 'I figured that at 92, if he could still make love to another woman, he probably could fly!'
2006-06-12 22:47:31 · 8 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thansk Senorita, points are not a problem!!! I got lots of them and will get back 3 anyways!!!You just have to be nice and you may get 10!!!
2006-06-12 22:55:43 · update #1
I love that! Typical smart *** granny!! ha ha ha ha!
2006-06-12 22:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, we're getting desperate now.....
2006-06-13 05:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Joker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha..
2006-06-13 05:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha aha
2006-06-13 05:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! thx for the first smile today!!!
2006-06-13 05:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow.. coo i guess.. send some more.. waste your points :P lol
2006-06-13 05:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by azn_senorita_4_ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahataratata. not funy.
2006-06-13 06:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!! cute.
2006-06-13 10:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋